Whitey Grandad

Radar

How does that sit with the 'Pompey get anther £1m if Glen Johnson wins the Premier League'?

No, it just needs some players.

Whatever the list says they'll all be changed for the great god of TV

Quite so. The best thing to do is to ignore everything about him. Don't even comment about... Oh.

I've just accepted a better offer from Tottenham.

Brings a new meaning to the word bunk'er.

Me too. I can't recall any other player being referred to in connection with their club. Maybe I wasn't listening.

Doesn't one play on the right and the other on the left?

^ Thus

I'm surprised nobody has suggested keeping Guly?

Yes, quite right, but emotions are a bit raw at the moment.

Sterling was a definite red, could have broken his leg. Stupid challenge just before a major competition. What was Wilshere doing running across to get involved?

Yup, sign him up. Will £4m do it?

It's a wind up, surely? It's got to be, hasn't it? Please tell me it's not true. Please.

Even more so now. I'm pleased for him but I take no pleasure out of it, if you see what I mean.

You can never have enough of Stargate. I only watch it for Amanda Tapping

Unless they say that it is?

Not according to Rafa Benitez: 'What you first need to establish when you go to a new club are the aims of the club and the resources available to achieve them.' http://www.rafabenitez.com/web/in/blog/football-clubs-structure-rafa-benitezs-view/57/

It's not for us to decide his 'worth'. That's what we have a board for.

A £1m loyalty bonus if he stays long enough to play two games in a row.

That's good to hear and makes me feel a bit better.

Ok, I'm hooked, when's the next instalment?

He looks a bit snappy.