Whitey Grandad

Nobody will be buying any more annuities. If you want to live longer you'll give up now. Try the life expectation websites and see how much difference smoking makes. I found that losing 14lbs gives me an extra 4 years.

All I know is that my life expectancy gets longer every day There are plenty of life expectancy websites such as http://www.death-clock.org/ and I have tried several as part of my pension planning. My prospects (64 now) range from +30 to -13 years. If I lost a stone I might get to 98. You have to try several and pick the one that gives you the best answer

Did they ever pay for Johnson in the first place?

He wasn't sent off because of the dive, it was a rash tackle. A right good stuffing would be very agreeable I couldn't stand all the sycophantic overexcitement last night whenever Man U did something special, like make a pass. Don't the commentators realise that far more people hate them than want them to do well?

Well, I don't like to boast but credit where it's due...

Things are getting worse: http://www.nutrition-matters.co.uk/free_docs/changingdietconsequences.htm There's an interesting comment about flooding restoring nutrients.

Modern vegetables have a mere fraction of the nutrients that they used to contain half a century ago. I blame the supermarkets.

Boobies. Then more boobies. Not too big but certainly not the little ones.

You haven't seen mine ?

I can be whoever you want me to be

I had more than that this evening. Five potatoes, several asparagus spears, two or three twigs of broccoli and a tomato. Must have been about 13 or 14 portions

I knew she had a friend called Mike.

You'd w4nk to anything

April 1st?

Is it still April 1st out in Tokyo?

Football's all about kicking balls.

Do you really think it would be announced there first before the official site?

Ok, I read it as 6-8m for the two, not each.

We wouldn't get much quality for that money but a couple of good players in those positions and I'd be happy, provided the STs stayed the same.

"He no playa the game, he no maka the rules" (Earl Butz, 1974)

Fans separation innit. Why does that matter?

I think they're 'better than nothing' but any indications of location are going to be very approximate. The latest change of search area to one further north is because they have decided that the plane was flying faster in the early phases where they could track it so it would have used up its fuel earlier. It's quite possible that no trace will ever be found.

It also allows the player to get a personal ovation when they leave the pitch.

I use Tapatalk on my ipad and I don't have these problems.

I don't mind what position we're shown as long as we get a decent coverage. I always record the show and watch the recording after it's started. That way I can skip through the analysis.