Whitey Grandad

He disallowed it for Lambert climbing, not for anything on the goalkeeper. That's what he was indicating.

This goes back more than one season. Home to Pompey comes to mind.

And my opinion too.

Yes, I was right in line behind it and was quite relieved when I saw that it was going a yard wide. Silly me.

The answer to everything.

Yes, I have seen the future.

No, not yet.

It's been like that for years. Are we worse than any other typical club?

It's all down to panic. Jos in particular is mentally overloaded and this leads to mistakes.

The one that went into the ground about 5 yards from goal and bounced over the bar and into the Chapel.

If anyone thinks that changing the programme sellers for dolly birds is going to sell more programmes then that is deeply worrying.

Oh please, no, please don't, don't even think it...

The players who came on did ok individually, but the whole shape of the team went to shreds. This is not the first time that this has happened and unless Adkins learns very quickly I can't see him lasting long at this level.

It's on Channel five soon this evening, about 5 minutes time at 19:55.

In the old days it was £10 on the day so £5 is actually an improvement.

Yes, it's a difficult decision. We were told that the foetus was fully formed at three months which would be about 13 weeks. From then on it's physical development. Whilst we're on the subject, I hear people saying that they got pregnant accidentally. Do me a favour. (My mother always says that I was a mistake. The surgeon had told her that she wouldn't have any more children and then I came along about 6 years later when she was thirty. My younger sister followed when she was 36.)

Not proper 109s though. They were Merlin-engined 'Buchóns' from Spain. The nose and spinner don't look right and there's a chin intake.

It's worse for us poor sods that have to go to the match. Buggers up Sunday lunch, public transport is reduced and people like me have great difficulty working out the day's schedule.

Because a foetus is a living human being. If not, at what stage do you consider it to be one?

It's all a complete Horlicks, I have never been in favour of rail privatisation, it's a silly idea. As my local MP once said: 'How can you have competition on the railways? One train can't overtake another'.

On capital punishment... somebody might like to look up the figures for the number of murders committed by convicted murderers who have been released from prison. This is a very difficult subject and one where I sit on the fence. If only 'life' meant 'life'... (Here's one:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1540632/Convicted-murderers-who-were-set-free-to-kill.html)

Poor kid.

Digital programmes are all very well but how are you going to get the players to sign your Iphone?

I haven't bought one for years. It's all my fault.

It preserves liquidity, for whatever reason.