Whitey Grandad

Perhaps the big plan is to qualify for Europe through the fair play league?

I used to have a cartoon which said "I feel so much better now that I've given up hope".

Well that's two of us who understand what's needed. Now how about telling the club?

It doesn't necessarily mean that. We simply aren't competing enough possession, nor are we streetwise. Take the Spurs game for instance. Lennon goes on a waltz straight through our midfield and defence and nobody gets near him or even attempts a challenge and Defoe ends up through on goal. Later in the same game we are attacking down the right wing and (sorry, can't remember names) get taken out by a deliberate obstruction which results in a yellow card. It's not pretty but it is effective.

I noticed that, but he might actually be disinterested.

He'd look better with anybody in front of him.

There's a scoresheet open on all of us, one way or another. A few quick wins would do wonders for all concerned.

Thieves have stolen my wife's credit card. I haven't told the police yet, they're spending less than she does.

And Blackpool?

Yes, seriously. I'm not saying we can't, just that we won't. We need two wins more than our rivals already and are shipping goals at a comical rate. I just can't see us getting enough clean sheets,.

It certainly makes you drive slower. Some of those cars just appeared from nowhere.

Bloody Sky. I won't even be able to watch the Monday night football.

But your interpretation is not in the laws or guidance to referees.

No, we've lost too much ground already.

Yes, I got married in black and white.

It's really not that easy. If it were, every other relegated club would have done it. How are Derby doing these days?

Yes, seeing Lambert play like that was very disturbing.

It's a hell of a lot easier to stay up than it is to get up.

I'd take it back even further. The match at Blackpool at least.

Then I shall freely admit that I was wrong and I might even get my hair cut.

But that's the point. Success in the cup leads to success in the league. losing has become a habit.

I wouldn't care if we were top of the league. However...

Sounds like he's on his way.

But why the reserves?

Time for a change.