Whitey Grandad

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Indeed! It's best to keep all your bodily parts clear in order to ensure full inflation. Er, or so I'm told.

Well he comes across as a d!ck.

All tickerty-boo, thanks. It's the rest of me that I'm worried about.

I wouldn't buy one of those then. They'd be clapped out by the time they were driven here.

Sorry if I appear a bit thick, but if you're playing 4-3-3 instead of 4-4-2 then how is that helping to control the centre?

But when we're trying to defend a lead everybody drops back and we play 1-10-0.

Then at least your emergency repair kit won't go to waste.

What a pillock doesn't he understand what 'retired' means? What about those too ill or infirm to work? Are they going to have to pick up litter using their zimmer frames?

To be fair, so did Strachan.

Probably a nail in it. Best to get it fixed.

Not deliberate in my opinion. Jose simply got his fingers caught up in the lady-boy's pony tail, a danger not only to the player himself but any opposition player who comes into contact with him. The referee should have ordered him to shave it off. ;-)

It's 'inappropriate speed'. Motorways are the safest roads.

A crossbow did not need any training and could be fired by anybody.

No worries. :-) It seems to me that with one or two exceptions we have been buying top quality Championship players in the hope that they can cut it in the Premiership.

How do they work that one out?

Yeah, that too.

Anyone who wears a pony tail deserves to get it pulled in my opinion. In fact, the Laws of the Game should be altered to ban them as dangerous along with jewellery, knives and all that stuff. Someone might get their studs caught in it, or their fingers or something.

Yes, just when we needed some consistency.

Gary Neville. If he's as good as he talks.

He's a good player but ankle, achilles, knee problems over the last couple of seasons doesn't look good. There's a reason he's not playing.

You leave me out of this - I am not qualified or experienced enough to comment. I bow to your superior knowledge. Well, not with my back to you, no offence, like.

Oi! Why not ask me? What I was trying to say was that the most important thing is that whoever we sign is good enough for the Premiership even if thay haven't played in it before. I'm sure that Gastón is for example. BUt I also think that we need a core of players who have been there and done it.

We're already 8 games into a 38 game season and we have 4 points. Now, a couple of wins would change that pretty quickly but we are already a couple of wins behind what's needed and I see nothing about our defence that leads me to believe that we can get organised into a tight-fisted unit that only lets in an average of 0.5 goals per game, let alone a run of clean sheets. I would dearly love to be proved wrong.

Oh good, another crock.