Whitey Grandad

So is the latter the bigger 'crime'? (I think there was a subtle difference. Too subtle for me)

'Bent' should not have a capital letter.

I have a soft spot for some of them. Liquidation is the cleanest route to salvation.

HMRC take a special interest in online trading.

I'm sure he has your best interests (and his future) at heart.

One person evading £1m or 1 million people evading £1 each, is there any difference?

I'll be pleased if I can be there.

That'll just put up the cost for policing inside the ground so that the total paid will remain the same.

I think some of them are walking amongst us.

Yes, the responsibility is all down to the recipient. Cash is still legal tender.

No, I'm in block 32.

You should have used Hustle Robbs. That would have sounded normal to them.

Thanks Phil, but perhaps I'll risk it. I need something to cheer me up. No belly laughs though, just a few gentle chuckles would be nice. :-)

Yes. Unfortunately the great population explosion (insert blame here) has taken all the available housing and pushed up costs for everybody.

Magic! I would have missed that.

Saturday 21st? What channel? How will they play when they see that I'm not there?

Not a lot to report. Operation last Wednesday, four bypass grafts later and I was let home this Monday. The usual scar down the breastbone and the longest one you have ever seen from the inside of my left ankle to the inside top of my left thigh and uncomfortably close to the important bits. Luckily I'm right-footed and only use my left to stand on. My ribs hurt, I've got numb bum from sitting all day but I'm alive and there's golf, cricket and Tour de France on the tele. Thanks for asking. I shall post up my angiogram scans when I'm more mobile. Cheers all!

'It's better to have had your wish than to have wished you had'

From Whitey G - in da hosp. All your best wishes have obviously worked. Had a quadruple bypass last Wednesday and am very slowly getting there but won't be able to make the matches tonight which is disappointing, especially as today's my birthday but if anybody catches a glimpse of the lesser-spotted giant could they please post up a photo or else I might have to wait another year for it. Thanks again, I should be back in time for Wigan.

When Jason Dodd scored a screamer at the Dell all the players went mad. Not because he had scored but because they all had him at 50:1. Allegedly

Had the opposite at Newcastle once. They had sold seats amongst the Saints' section to a load of locals. Next to me was and old grandad with a young nipper. The old man was mouthing off about Matty and when I asked him to tone it down told me to f*** off in front of the youngster. Then when I politely had another word with him told me not to tell him what to do, "not in this place". He's lucky there wasn't a riot.

Done it a couple of times but it's not easy Villa Park for the end of season a few years ago and Bournemouth sitting next to Jackanory behind the goal where Rickie scored his free kick. We just had to sit there and mutter 'good shot' or 'jammy bastard' or 'oh bugger' or something like that. I think there were quite a few other Saints amongst us.

There's also the salt to think of!

'till 9 to 5 have passed through the door.

It's the quantity that matters. Little and often is my motto.