Whitey Grandad

Because it's part of the tax structure, just as much as tax-free allowance, and it would cost far more to remove it selectively from those deemed unworthy.

No problems. I have been watching this route for the possibility of spending a week at lake Garda, when the doc gives the ok.

17:50 tomorrow I believe. Saturdays only.

Yes please, bite his hand off. Just make sure you don't touch his legs.

But that's what happens now?

Congratulations. From now on your life will not be your own, but that's ok. You'll be the daddy, head of the family, paterfamilias. You will suddenly be responsible for clothing and feeding all of you and not just yourself. It will be the most rewarding experience of your life. Remember to enjoy every moment of their growing up. Very soon they will have grown out of sandcastles on the beach and you'll be lying awake wondering what time they'll come home. Then one day they'll be looking after you. Don't be too busy working, make time for your family, nothing else is more important. Good luck!

Taxation is legalised daylight robbery. Stop spending and wasting and we could all keep more of what we earn.

I can go to that. When is the next round?

Yes, international weekend, innit.

Come on, ketchup.

According to the Daily Mail he has done his ankle ligaments and could be out for three months.

We shall know by tomorrow midnight. I can wait.

'deliberate kick' is the law. Do you think he meant it? I have always taken 'deliberate' to mean that the player must have thought about it.

Thanks, I'll be watching.

Got to be pleased with the result. Shame about the clean sheet. When's the draw for the next round?

Everything was negotiated away when we were skint.

Yeah, whatever.

Not actually illegal.

I've been driving abroad plenty of times and the only times I have driven on the wrong side were when I was back in the UK. I think you switch off mentally. Glad you had a great trip. Next year?

What's a mortgage? :-)

Fixed it for you ;-)

Out late into the morning and drinking. Not the behaviour of a serious professional footballer.

Di Santos's goal was the same run as Tevez - diagonally behind the centre-backs who are far too slow to turn. On 60 minutes it was obviously never going to work so why did Adkins leave it so long to make a change? No that it was a change of pace anyway. We never got down the left wing and played at far too slow a tempo. Lots of learning to be done.

Welcome to the promised land. It's no more than I expected. The tempo is way too slow and none of our players gets any time on the ball. Every mistake is punished and the opposition snap up every chance. It's a different League.

They had a player sent off yesterday. How can they put out a team for the net game?