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Ah, but would they then be eligible to play in the Football League?

I believe that HMRC and the Football League have come to an agreement about prompt payment of these. I wonder if our neighbours have included this in their business plan?

Not been for many years but the Gaylord was a very good tandoori type, not your typical indian restaurant. http://gaylordlondon.com/

Good luck Coventry. They are hamstrung by the rent that they have to pay for their ground. I shall be watching for your results with interest.

Can't a player only register for two clubs in a season? So once they have played even on a short-term contract their value is limited.

Academic, in my condition.

Sorry, I've just seen the bit about 'today's midday deadline'.

That says that the deadline is tomorrow?

I can see them sneaking out.

Gisele Bundchen?

Is this really the best that we could drag in on a Sunday night?

Dreary drivel of a song.

Nurse! He's singing another one!

Where's my motion-sickness bag?

'Now That's What I Call Olympic Closing Ceremonies #37'

Just the six of us watching it?

Now we're on to the repeats.

Where's Vera Lynn when her country needs her?

And who the hell is this awful wailer on now?

So far it's like a tribute night at Pontins. On a Tuesday. In February. On a rainy night.

Mark: My favourite comment was from the weightlifting: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning, during her warm up, and it was amazing".

I think that calling them 'Premiership players' is stretching the point somewhat.

It would seem that the poor girl was found in the attic. Would a dog have been able to detect a body up there?

I survived my heart attack but sadly you didn't survive yours, and we were both the same age. Markus, I've been thinking of you a lot these last few weeks. Thanks for your legacy, it will live forever.

How can the loan be secured against Fratton Park when there's already a whopping great secured charge on it?