Whitey Grandad

August, innit?

So the crowd were subdued? Thank Christ for that, I thought I'd gone deaf!

Too soon yet to panic.

I have those. How old is he?

I think they have been upgraded. The resolution seemed higher and I couldn't see any areas where the luminance had faded.

Not to be sniffed at.

I predict a whole new career for her :-)

When does the Italian window close?

Have we reached Godwin's law yet?

This season?

We spent a few days on Waikiki beach in February and some sad loser was building sand walls not just for himself but also another for his mate who turned up three hours later and said he did't want it. I once had a fight at a hotel on Tobago with a german over a sun lounger. Because it was on the lawn outside his room he thought it was his. Some swedish chap used to get down to the beach every day at 6:30 just to bag his coconut sunshade. One day I woke up at 6:00 and was very tempted to go and grab it before him, but I thought that would be childish.

That would normally be worth a premium, maybe a reduction in price.

Please, don't make me laugh. I don't want to open up my wounds again :-)

I think you'll find that's an attempt at making it look a bit Russian.

It would be asking a lot to expect him to drop straight into the team and for us to play with our usual fluidity. I'm prepared to wait.

Or in windows, hold down the Alt key and type 0128 on the numerical keypad.

That's what I thought. What is the point of rhetorical questions?

Isn't that against League rules?

Actually Paul McCartney but who cares as long as he signs?

All women want to be treated like a princess. We've been together for 46 years (met at 16) and married for 42 next month. I don't know how she puts up with me.

Tottenham are softer him too, I believe.

That's easy for you youngsters to say.

I'm sure they'll bend over backwards to help you.

Catch up? Win 6-0 today and we're top of the league! ;-)

The pitch was narrowed by about 4 metres a few years ago, and I'm pretty sure that the halfway line was moved slightly towards the chapel as I now look along it whereas I didn't when we first moved to St Mary's.