Whitey Grandad

It matters not that the penalty was debatable. What about the debatable ones that weren't given?

It takes several games for new players to settle into the team. My view is that we are a better team than this time last season and definitely more solid. First build a solid defence and then work on scoring more goals.

How can these words possibly be considered homophobic? It's a simple question, easily answered.

How many have we let in?

Wouldn't have been a corner. Jaaskelainen gathered the ball.

To be fair, I don't believe it either.

God, West Ham are awful. Poor first touches from J-Rod and Adam in particular let us down in important situations. We are becoming very difficult to beat. If only we old score more.

What more could he have done, scored a hat trick?

That's true. I forgot that footballers are thick.

They could always focus their attention on Saints?

Or waiting for a haircut. I always seem to be called forward just as I've read page two...

'Tis political correctness gone mad. 'Please don't use this word because somebody might get offended'.

Cotton wool doesn't stop bullets. HTH

We were standing right behind the goal when that flew in. You couldn't tell if it was on target or not until the last second.

Could have been worse. At least he didn't work in a beetroot factory.

Indeed, but the situation now is that a number of players are receiving money as a result of their previous employment. Surely there must be a tax liability on these payments? If not, I can see an opportunity for avoiding tax in all sorts of situations where a company is not currently viable but is expecting to receive payments at some point in the future.

Why are footballers always quoted as wages per week when almost everybody in the country is paid monthly?

Not necessarily. You might just put your costs up so much that you are no longer commercially viable.

Watching Villareal v Real Madrid. Bale has just equalised.

Never a penalty. Very poor decision.

She reminds me of:

Hard to believe, I know, but Anni-Frid is nearly four years older than me. Agnetha though is almost a year younger.

The other one: Latest news: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9469403/Abba-singers-lover-becomes-a-viscount.html As an aside, my missus has the claim to fame that she saw Benny Andersson performing with the Hep Stars before he was famous when she did a school exchange to Sweden in 1965.

So what?

I had a Galaxy for my last update opportunity. It went back to the factory within a week because of problems with the power switch. My son has it now.