Whitey Grandad

Not allowed to show anything controversial, such as a penalty claim.

And he gave us a wave when asked. How many fingers was it?

It never even occurred to me that he was offside. As a referee myself I usually support the officials but some of the simple decisions today were quite plainly wrong. Never a penalty, either of them. Clean sheet at last - lovely!

What are the women like?

Please, this is not good for my heart.

Southeast England is one of the most overcrowded 'countries' in the world. Too many people everywhere. 432/sq km which is not as bad as Bangladesh, I grant you, but places us above the Netherlands in about fourth place, ignoring the city states and other tiddly islands.

It's the penicillin that keeps me going.

It was discovered, not invented.

Overcrowed.

Not everything is positive. When miniskirts appeared tights followed soon after. Before then they all wore stockings and suspenders.

A great result, very important, but it just starts to get us back on track from here and we need to win the next few games. I'd like a clean sheet now and again please.

My agenda is to try to see the other fella's point of view, to present an alternative perspective, to speak up for those unable or unwilling to speak up for themselves. To try to see that there are no unalienable truths, just alternative versions of reality. To try to see the good in everybody and everything.

No, well I don't of course but I was giving general advice for anyone on here who looks vaguely like a normal human being. Wasting my time, really.

The same applied to Gascón in the second half. He could have played the ball out to the right but hung on and Dyer caught up and nicked it off him.

Probably more than a new tv.

So, 27 games left, 3 new managers, sorted!

Quite right. We don't make the same mistake twice.

Well if Nigel can't even get that right...

I agree. He obviously didn't know that Dyer was on top of him. All he had to do was turn right instead of left when receiving the ball and it would have bounced outfield. Anyway, any Premier League player should have been able to control that ball without it flying away off his chest.

Just seen MOTD. Unusual, but I agree with the pundits, the Williams incident probably not a penalty but certainly not a dive. The Monk one was a definite body charge and Monk was inside the area. Very poor decision.

I saw that Swansea were wearing black armbands but we weren't. Any special reason for this?

Somehow we worked the ball the length of the pitch back to Gazza in two lumped passes and what did they expect him to do with it?

You think so? Nothing wrong with the subs today.

I saw a tattoo shop in Winchester this morning: 'Buy one piercing, get one free. The other can be used for a friend'.

My son's new S3 has just gone back for repair after 20 days. Every time you powered it off it would restart itself. Factory resets did nothing. We had to take the battery out for 26 seconds or more to make it stay off, any less and it would restart again when the battery was re-inserted.