Whitey Grandad

He didn't have to win the header, just put him off his timing. Any sort of challenge would have been better than nothing.

That's exactly what many around me were saying, only not as politely.

Don't hobbits have big feet, hands and things?

But how does he know he was 5mph over?

I agree. He did absolutely nothing to try to stop Bale getting his head on the ball. For all the good he did he might as well not have been there.

Clyde should have blocked him off.

Saw him in the concourse after the game getting mobbed. Seemed a bit embarrassed and pleased at the same time.

There are morons in the crowd too.

All the EU now change on the same dates.

If he threw the bottle into the crowd the it's a red card.

We should have kicked them off the pitch, we're far too nice.

Good, that'll teach 'em. I had a call at my business once saying that my business partner had asked him to call back again a few weeks later. I strung him along for a while and asked him several times if he was sure that J..... had asked him to call again and he insisted that he had. Eventually I had to tell him the sad truth that J..... had died more than two years before. He must have felt stupid.

On the right of the page there is an advert: 'Looking For a New Boiler?'

Indeed! It's best to keep all your bodily parts clear in order to ensure full inflation. Er, or so I'm told.

Well he comes across as a d!ck.

All tickerty-boo, thanks. It's the rest of me that I'm worried about.

I wouldn't buy one of those then. They'd be clapped out by the time they were driven here.

Sorry if I appear a bit thick, but if you're playing 4-3-3 instead of 4-4-2 then how is that helping to control the centre?

But when we're trying to defend a lead everybody drops back and we play 1-10-0.

Then at least your emergency repair kit won't go to waste.

What a pillock doesn't he understand what 'retired' means? What about those too ill or infirm to work? Are they going to have to pick up litter using their zimmer frames?

To be fair, so did Strachan.

Probably a nail in it. Best to get it fixed.

Not deliberate in my opinion. Jose simply got his fingers caught up in the lady-boy's pony tail, a danger not only to the player himself but any opposition player who comes into contact with him. The referee should have ordered him to shave it off. ;-)

It's 'inappropriate speed'. Motorways are the safest roads.