Whitey Grandad

Wow factor.

Lack of playing time is my concern.

Lead in petrol has been replaced by benzene, which is horribly carcinogenic.

Lead in petrol has been replaced by benzene, which is horribly carcinogenic.

Not important though, is it?

Not important though, is it?

It went way past my bedtime and I'm only 63 (just).

We towed the caravan there a good few years back. Camping Joker. We remember it with affection.

Sometimes in a safety-critical situation nothing else will work, but now that I'm old I wish I hadn't.

Rose to a crescendo.

I once paid a few quid to choose my seat on a Flybe trip to Dublin. On the return there were only a handful of us on the plane and because of the lumpy weather the captain made us all sit under the wings. I never got my money back.

The last time I flew with Easyjet two years ago the ordinary bods were queuing at the gate an hour before boarding.

There's a big queue.

Works for me.

On Virgin Media all the BBC Olympic channels are grouped above sports. The cycling yesterday was 522.

Try hitting the ball with the metal end.

That was negotiated away when we were desperate for money.

Not a chance.

Ticks all the boxes.

Let's take a helicopter view.

Me too. I can't be there in person so I'm pleased about the coverage.

Good in L1 but somewhat out of his depth in the Championship. I shall always remember him for needlessly giving away that corner at Fratton Park but good luck to him and thanks for all the good times.

Has it finished yet? Did I miss anything?

Anything happened yet?

Well, I think I'm important.