Sheaf Saint

The Dutch transfer window shlams shut at midnight tonight.

I really hope it doesn't go boom!

No chickens

I guess it depends on the festival. Leeds/Reading has a terrible reputation for knobheads ruining it. A friend of mine got inadvertently caught up in a massive riot there a few years ago. But I've been to loads of other festivals where you would never see anything like the twattery you get there. If you think what happened last weekend was bad though, watch the Netflix dcoumentary about Woodstock 99. What happened there was insane. Total carnage on a scale you could only imagine.

Guess you'll have to just let it go then.

Pretty sure that's not how his name is pronounced

Bednarek was on the pitch. Our defence looks so much better without him in it. Someone posted a snippet that he doesn't have a good relationship with the new coaching team. I wonder if he was the source of the leak to the DM then?

Looking like it's a done deal to Girona then. Goodbye and thank you Oriol. A true professional and a great character. Signed for a modest sum as a backup player, and became the most important cog in our machine over the last couple of years. When on form he was the beating heart of our team. Looked like the pace of the PL was finally getting too much for him in the second half of last season though, and our collapse in form as a result was no coincidence. Can't think of a single bad thing anyone could say about him. A club legend. Adios Ori. Buena suerte!

Brands was the one responsible for spunking over £500m on a load of dross at Everton. It seems all he knows about PL transfer dealing is how to have his pants pulled down and overpay. I'm not sure that works in our favour here.

Not injured, just spent. He's still getting back to fitness after his injury and he put in a proper shift, and was blowing by the time he was replaced by Djenepo.

More of an an-egg-dote than a saga, it seems.

What's with all the chickens in his tweets?

I make that 7 already in 5 matches. Hopefully this is the season we can finally say goodbye to that losing points from winning positions record.

Bet365 have got the teams' colours mixed up and seem to think Sterling plays for us. It's really confusing.

Another deliberate elbow from Cucurella, still no card 😐

That looked deliberate from Cucurella.

Did he get a yellow card for simulation?

Pick that one out of the net!

Doesn't look like it. Nowt on his timeline so was probably a fake account.

20 minutes with no posts. Something must be happening

An insane signing!

And here was me thinking from your username you were based in the quaint little Slovenian coastal town

Barnsley?