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I dunno what Pelle was thinking there. Short of the most spectacular volley ever seen in the PL he was never going to trouble hart from there. He had time and space to do something else with it.

Once again, the quality of our crossing has been very poor today.

Annoyingly, the lino is getting all the offside calls right today, unlike last season

Yes he is

What a f*cking dreadful atmosphere. It's the last game of the season and we can secure European football with a result, but the place is like a graveyard.

Outstanding way to finish off the season at home. I was a little busy so I missed the first 17 minutes, and couldn't believe it when I ran the stream and saw it was already 3-0. Although I didn't watch the whole 90 minutes, I thought Gazza was actually quite good today. Nothing he could do about Benteke's header but he made a few good saves and looked a lot more confident coming for crosses. Could it be that he is slowly reaching the potential that the club saw in him to begin with?

Yeah, but a cheeky little £2.50 at 250-1 is money well spent IMO.

What the actual f*ck has happened to our defence? It's all very well bemoaning how useless Gazza is, but both of those goals should have been easily dealt with way before the final shot. Utterly shambolic.

Sorry but I wholeheartedly disagree with that. To me comes across as just a straight-talking, no-nonsense northerner who doesn't suffer fools easily, but is unfortunately compelled to deal with them on a regular basis in the form of egotistical journos looking for sensationalist headlines by asking moronic leading questions.

Reed did not actually say that. You might want to re-read his quote.

He makes a good point though. You appear to be stating the opinion that just because Stephens and Turnbull have been on loan at Swindon means they are destined not to ever become part of our first team plans, or that they will never be good enough. What makes you so certain?

It won't be that bad. He walked off the pitch.

Newcastle ended the half as the better team with two good chances. Added to the fact that was as blatant a foul and penalty as you'll ever see, they will be disappointed not to be level.

Thanks but I've sussed it now. I downloaded the zip file using ES file manager and installed it locally from that. Watched the Utd v Citeh game in HD on my telly via miracast from my tablet and it was top notch - much better quality than Sportsmania.

Ha. If Blackpool's ground was up to PL standard then I'm pretty certain Bournemouth's will be too.

I'm stumped here. Following the instructions in the first post and I get as far as selecting .metalkettle under the 'install from zip file' option, but the path is empty. I don't see the repository.metalkettle-1.4.3.zip file. Anybody got any ideas?

And Spurs lose!

Should have been 3. Terrible effort from Davis.

Elia on for Long

Finally we get a penalty from Kevin Friend. JWP to take... Scores!!!!!!!

The frustrating thing is that at least half of his bookings have been undeserved.

Very lucky not to get booked just then.

Pelle looking totally disinterested again today. Making half-arsed attempts to win the ball in the air and then just standing there looking gutted when he inevitably doesn't.

I see Kevin Friend is his usual inconsistent self today. Gives a FK for a perfectly good tackle by Morgan then lets go one from Toby that perhaps should have been a foul. I honestly reckon he just guesses most of the time... "Oooh, a player went down. Should I give a foul?... Eeeny, meeny, miney, mo..."