Dog

OK I'll put you all out of your misery.

Has Pancack given up fags recently Ponty?

Nope, keep guessing.

She loves her Butternut. Would you? This swear filter is taking the ****, is co(k really a naughty word?

Wasn't Pardew a member of the UVF as a kid?

Total ******** mate have to agree, up their own arses IMO!!! Sent from my blackberry whilst having a dump using Taptalk.

Any northern monkeys travelling down, need a lift there and back. Free fuel.

You can't fool us, did Kelly deliver the goods?

A woman buys a wall mirror from B&Q. The manager asks "Would you like a screw for that mirror?" "No", she replies, "however, I will suck your c0(k for a lawnmower"..

A bear walks into a bar and says........ "I'd like a pint of..... stella, please" The barman says "why the big pause?" "Oh, I was merely deciding what I'd like to drink", says the bear, and he sits and enjoys his drink.

Well done on realising they are a pair of womens tits, but who's are they?? Gash as in hot female, not clunge.

I find it always gets a bit windy over Delhi.

VVanker!

Stockings

I'll lend you a few quid Mikey, how much do you need?? If you don't pay me back I'll slit your spotty throat while you sleep. How much?

pickled

B;tch Slap Movie of the year! http://www.*****slapmovie.com/ :prayer:

Bullsh;t Bridge, Norton's a midget without his high heels.

Repulsive film, typical kiwi bullsh:t. And that Jake is a big pussy.

I have been for months, wouldn't need any KY jelly on her saddle bags, mmmmmmm.

So does a firm finger up the arse.

Jill darling, try soaking the stain with cold water and rub rock salt into the blood stain, then rinse the salt out. I have lots of experience regarding blood. Oh, and next time you're getting pussy pumped when the big red rooster is a crowing, lay a old bath towel down first.

(me) out