Dog

Roast Partridge

Dawn French & Lenny longboy Henry.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f7e8f3fa7b

Did the munchkin shout 'fandabbidozey' when they entered through the stage door?

What if they are black, fat & ginger? Would you call them a 'fat black ginger b@stard'? If so, would you be worse then calling them one of the mentioned rude words?

I've used the bacon lube loads of times, it's great when your eating out a really fat sweaty bird and all you can taste and smell is the bacon, instead of sh!t, sweat & stale gash.

Lisbon

You're gonna need bigger fingers! .

She's probably too sore from the greek

If we all looked like Gary Neville then maybe we would all use our real photo as an avatar. P.S. wash your hair!

Dune

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a53_1323887685

Get some re-printed and sell them on here, I'll have one..

What is that Bridge too far?

Sorry Joon, he actually gets splattered by a lorry just after the video ends, you can see his brains come out of his arse... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e59_1315349549

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Stood up when I was told to sit down Threw a banana at John Barnes

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=28e_1323835456

Poor lady. I really hope your mother is ok and gets over her dreadful experience, give her our love and best wishes will you. x

Haven't you got some ironing to be getting on with? **rollyeyesbullsh1t**

Well, it bloody well snowed here for a good hour, big flakes of it, but the ground was to moist to contain the snow particles in good order.

Well he might have looked pakistani from a distance to the people of Belgium.

Have you tried Head & Shoulders?