Dog

Yes it was him, I saw him doing it at around 6.14am on the wednesday.

He was doing his mrs in the toilets at half time, I could hear all the squelching & moaning when I was taking a dump.

I am currently getting a huge golden eagle tattoo'd onto my chest, so far Eric has done the feet, body and wings, but seems to have run out of skin to draw the neck & head. So at the moment it looks like it isn't going to have one. Fair play to Eric, he has let me have the tattoo for £400 instead of £800, or he has offered to get it lasered off for £1200, but I am worried it may leave a scar. Would it?

Puff!

It should be all over by the morning, the amount of troops and weapons that North Korea have, they could wipe out Asia in their dinner hour.

http://poststuff3.entensity.net/112210/flash.php?media=applerap.flv

Go 15 miles further north and you'll be in the metropolis.

Thank god, that **** Blair isn't still PM.

Can't they just erect a 8' metal fence to keep them apart. Then stand back and film the bad boys?

You have a PM

Good stuff, I hope the Southerners win.

Do you have a webcam?

van Gogh

Can you drive a car?

Nothing, he's out me work!

It sounds really lovely, but I was really looking for some black ash to go with my chrome armchairs, do you have any knocking about? I am sure your hand built furniture made by Indian kids is beautiful but has it been treated for bugs and diseases, and would it go on a log burner!

Watched this film last night for the umteenth time with a bottle of gin. And I still can't figure out how the bullet stays in their heads whilst shooting themselves, when playing Russian Roulette. Does the headband have special powers to stop the bullet passing through the other side? Has anyone ever tried it?

My diarrhea turd of yesterday morning is about 30 foot long and heading in two directions.

I am looking for a bucket full of snails if anyone knows where they can get me some? Should this be in the Buy/Sell forum? I have a major craving for snails at the moment, and I want to cook my own. The big fat grey ones are the tastiest.

Is it the yellow stuff, or the cute fluffy pink stuff that looks like candy floss? I got some in my eye last week, and I rubbed it under my eyelid, it made my eyes water.

http://www.flushtracker.com/

All fanny tastes of yoghurt once you've got it wet enough. Anyway don't eat that, it's out of date.

It was something I could keep to remind me of her. She was a lovely woman and had great teeth for her age. Can I add, the hair I took whilst she was alive, and the teeth came out after she passed away, so no one was hurt.

I didn't actually realise until now, but I have just opened my desk at work and I have a collection of teeth. There are 6 of my own, 2 wisdow and the rest are general pullers. I have 3 from my grandma which I extracted myself the night she died, I also took a clump of her lovely white hair, which I kept. I have 2 teeth from my deceased dog, I have a mixed bag of 14 teeth that I have collected along the way, a few are from mates & family, the rest just I just found. I have a set of false top knashers from my late father. Does anyone else collect teeth, and is there a name for teeth collectors?

I'd like to ass fist the one in the blue.