Dog

Faggot!!

I have been told I look like Ron Jeremy on more than one occasion.

Where does Ghost come in the list ?

Tornado ?

He text me first, but I couldn't read it!! I called him back and that is what he said.... You should she the picture he just sent me, he and 4 pals deep throating an Alsatian.

Do you have really hairy hands?

Brilliant news!! Getting the twain up early daws, drinking in there pubs, looking for a right nawtie tear up, who's with me?

Spot on.

Don't worry chaps, me and Ponty are good mates, he just text me to say he is alive and well in Budapest. He is catching up with a few mates at the Pride festival. He also said to come over as he hasn't enjoyed himself so much, well I think that's what he said, he had a really sore throat and couldn't say too much.

Tornado ?

Have a shave !!

I used to have the same urge with Jilly. Getting back to Jim, he was one hard ba5tard.

B¡tch !

Bill Clinton is our next manager, wooo ******* hooo, Cheap birthday cards !

That's what I said ! You pay them.

JonnyLove pays for his sex, the name says it all.

Bloody horrible! Some old slapper has just got back from Turkey, walking like John Wayne she came into the office and plonked a box of mixed nut turkish delight with coconut sprinklings on my desk. After trying the first piece I choked on the coconut sprinklings until a piece actually came out of my tear duct. I have got a nut stuck in my throat like a gold watch after a dose of the flu. The box is now in the bin, on fire, and the bow-legged tart has been sent down to the petrol station for a bar of proper Fry's Turkish Delight, not that foriegn sh!t !!

Can't be a cut throat razor.

To be honest, I very much doubt that he'll come now after reading that...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=263_1283781392 Worth a look at this, it is quite unreal.

What about a little Hitler moustache at the base, is that gay. When I get an erection I do a Nazi salute.

I did try Immac on my ball sack many years ago, left it on far too long, balls went purple and burst into flames, I had two days off work with flaming testicles. It was a good crack at the time though.

A packet of AIDS