Micky

Any use...???

Cheers trousers - I did actually manage to google it myself in the end though. Isn't this old ground though - haven't we discussed this elsewhere on this board or am I going senile...!

Who are fansonline ? Link, anybody...???

Doooh - sad but probably true - at least my confession allows you now to revert to your normal, sub-standard bollux...!!! Post away - first one to 20,000 wins....!

Perhaps some posters should be charged 'by the post' as opposed to the 'bog standard' five quid...! Nice milestone though Nick, any chance that you could throw in at least one sensible post during the next 10,000 though...!

Nope - and he won't get to see sixty bloody six if he pulls more shyte like that either...!!!

Errr you (we've) been had... The post we have all been waiting for (NOT)..... SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Are we all sitting comfortably...some on here already know the ins and outs of this, they are the ITKers.. But for those waiting to celebrate a special day...a very special day! It's Southampton related ..Arthur Rd., Shirley, in fact, on the 10th June 1944. Just 4 days after D-Day, I was born As I said, I've seen the documents, and the actual signatures on it, so it is true, it is my 65th birthday and now we can all celebrate the fact that I am an old age pensioner. My birth certificate was witnessed by my Aunt, who, fortunately is still with us and she confirmed quite catorgorically that it is my 65th birthday today I am in retirement offically , as from MIDNIGHT..confirmed by the DWP thank you all those on facebook for the e-cards and best wishes But I lost my bet..I couldn't get the Echo to bite, however the Saintsweb did run a thread on my post, and some speculated, as was anticipated. Some of the more sensible ones urged caution. Some are probably even waiting up to read this..if so... What i want to know is ' will you still love me now I'm 65?'

Busy here tonight - 165 users logged on still...!!!

You and me both Ponty - would somebody please 'lead me by the hand' to the thread that this thread is meant to be about - if you see what I mean...!!! Edit - ahhh right, found my way now - ummm lot of effort for well, not a lot really...!!!

Ahhh yet more 'pearls of wisdom' from that well known poster who gave his his last prediction in the now infamous 'Wotte will keep us up' thread. I hope your latest look into your crystal ball is closer the mark than that last one TDD...!

We need paint - thats why we have so much debt at SMS - it needed bloody decorating and we had to buy the paint - true story...!!!

Sorry - what are you saying - you don't think that this 'dream team' will work and we should bring in more experienced people. Ummm cunning plan - but not the way we normally do business you know...!

Damn foiled again - and there I was thinking that the Sun journalist were far, far to professional to simply 'make things up' or print 'wild speculation', I thought they checked all of their leads and facts. Ohhh well - back to the drawing board.

That's that settled then, Shearer it is... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2468858/Toon-torment-for-Big-Al.html Surely it can't be wrong if it's in the SUN..!!!

Do NOT give up your day job....

Whats the johnstons paint trophy - do Real Madrid play in that too...????

Actually quite correct though. Most common dyslectic symtoms are 'letter reversal' whilst forming words - not poor grammar.

I think that you have forgotten were we are in the Football League. This is the problem with many Saints fans in my opinion - thinking about where we used to be and not where we actually are today. All IMHO of course.

What he actually meant to say was LifeLongSaint has bought us.... yikes...!!!

Sorry - I thought it was Rod Stewart...!!!

Nearly mate, nearly - go back to sleep - we'll wake you when it's all done and dusted...

Me too - but only if the video link is restored so that we can all still be thoroughly entertained when things are bleak...!

I think you'll find that it will do soon - that link no longer works anyway, so perhaps somebody has had it removed.

Flamin crappi, ****i, shyte, knobjocky thread title - it might be a f u c k i n ' nice cold sunny day there - but it's half past midnight here and you go and post that trype - damn..!

Why not - it was good enough for Matt Oakley, he put his head down, worked hard and has (thankfully) reaped the rewards. Shows what hard work can achieve if you are willing to put you 'star status' on hold.