Crab Lungs

Is Poch on the meth?

Boruc and Osvaldo both like a puff, allegedly.

They'll be a few more poetic moments of karma this season, I expect

Sickening.

WTF. How the feck can the Skates survive and Cov be liquidated? WTF. WTF.

For ****s 'n' giggles, I've made a Sun Dream Team one again... League pin: 8021940 Password: hcdajfu

This. Some right n0bbish comments.

Hmmm rumour is there was an early settlement on the instalments but not on the sell on?!?!

Wow. http://supportersnotcustomers.com/2013/07/27/rooie-marck-a-special-moment-at-feyenoord/

Sorry, I flipped a bit. Could be more constructive than say "retard"... it just angers me, though!

F()ck me, there are some impatient retards on here. He's just had an injury-hit first season where, by his standards, he would have been disappointed, too. FWIW though, he was still better than A LOT of so-called PL-league footballers. You have to wonder whether the "I WANT SUCCESS AND I WANT IT NOW!" brigade can remember a few years ago when he could have left - he didn't (even then, there was a few saying he should have been sold for £500,000). And because he stayed, he became one of the main focal points of our resurgence in League One and secondly, the nPC. He didn't f()ck off at the first opportunity like Kenwyne Jones, Chamberlain... but I bet some of you would welcome them back in the hope that they might bring us a better chance of instant success. Sure, Adam no longer is one of the "main" players now we're in the Premier League. That's to be expected, there's plenty of good footballers at the club to share the burden.. but to say he can't do it in the PL after one injury-hit season is ridiculous. Who would you rather have? Henderson? Shelvey? Jenas? Cleverley? Ramsey? Ha, yeah, ok. Not only has he contributed massively to our success and show loyalty to the club, he still remains OUR captain and an important player... yet instead of look forward to having a fit AL for the new season and giving him some support, there's plenty on here who'd rather p1ss and moan that Adam isn't good enough. Absolute b0llocks. Doesn't matter anyway, you'll soon move on to your next target soon enough, depending on who plays poorly against Vigo, Sociedad etc... PS: Oh, weren't we all told the following players were not good at enough at some point last year; Boruc, Lambert, Rodriguez, Yoshida, Fonte, Hooiveld... and now Gaston's also a sh1t footballer, despite Inter Milan wanting him. Hmmm, yeah, ok Saints fans.

He can definitely play in the Prem, that's for sure. He has something a lot of English PL players don't have... Technical ability.

We'll likely get to see him in the Cups this year, which is good

Fulham are more attractive to the outsider, but we are a bigger and will be better marketed club if he decides to see first hand. money wise, who knows what Fulham are willing to pay but if this new guy is as rich and ambitious as reported then we might have a battle. He will have plenty of Spanish/Portuguese speaking support here but then again, in London, he will be in a better city surrounded by many more Spanish speaking footballers.. would probably be better for his modelling, too. It's dead heat to a foreign footballer, though I'd imagine he would know of Fulham more than he'd know of Saints. NC hasn't given up on him though. This will run.

Alex Crook called me a **** last night on Twitter. Probably the closest he's been to being correct about something all summer

My mind wandered to Fritzl when they started showing all those U16's...

For me, no. He's ok. He's alright. If ever there was an exampled of someone being overrated, its him. Sure he's powerful and he's got a presence but for me, he's a rung, possibly two below van Persie, Lewandowski etc.

No biggie, a full back's a fullback!

I really, really hate him. He's such a pr1ck.

He's got dual-nationality so WP won't be a problem, no idea about why it fell through though?!?

That's him.

Still trying for Osvaldo.

I won't believe it until Alex Crook says it.

He'd be brilliant, wouldn't he? Shouldn't have any work permit problems either...

Nah, serious, he's definitely a right-back - and an awesome one at that.