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That set of results is 40,000-1 on bet365, worth a quid surely

Emanuil Manev... That is all.

Yes, it's not the standard is used to be but I bet aside from City, Chelsea or Arsenal, most of their "average" teams would run rings around a lot of teams in our league. Oh, and he's got 25 caps... not sure if you could call him "average"...

Lol, why is he already being written off? Good footballer.

surely a fisher price or toys r us would have been more suitable? Well, it would have been for one particular former contributor to the thread...

He'll make one or two telling contributions in the next couple of months and then the pendulum will swing again on this board, guaranteed.

A little outside of the centre (but about 15 mins walk from the La Sagradia Familia (?) is this place; http://www.melia.com/en/hotels/spain/barcelona/melia-barcelona-sky/index.html Got flights, a premium city view room (panoramic views of the city etc) for £160 each all in just last week! Wish we were still there. :-( It came with tapas menu served until 11pm and free breakfast (the biggest spread of breakfast I've ever seen). Also, all drinks besides spirits are free. Soft drinks, beers, wines...! Taxis ALWAYS outside so you can always jump in one of them if you don't fancy walking. Also, there is the metro and tram which you can also use. If your missus likes shopping, try Avinguda Diagonal - incredible amount of shops from highstreet to boutique. I was dragged round there a whole day last week, such joyous fun. It's about 15-20 mins from the airport, about 30 euros ride between you. Monk, I highly, highly recommend it.

Best of luck, Cov fans...! Once PL adversaries battling relegation together... hope to see you back up there again with us soon once you get rid of SISU

Only Hansen and Smith choose Lallana :-o

And, for the record, this is probably one of the best football documentaries on England in recent times. Look out for Mourinho's kind words (he'd be brilliant as an England manager results-wise, I'd imagine we won't be pretty to watch but we'd have a strong belief/determination that we could do something) and Jurgen Klinsmann's inappropriate joke about Germany :-o http://pookproductions.co.uk/can-england-win-the-next-world-cup-gary-lineker-documentary/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Iurqc1C9k If we play a top team, it'll be like the above all over again or if we're really, really lucky, like this;

General consensus on here... "Lallana not good enough for United" "Average" "Squad player at best" http://www.redcafe.net/threads/adam-lallana.361862/page-4 Normally, United fans are quite knowledgeable but literally the only player I'd have from their midfield over ours is Mata, possibly Kagawa.

Delighted to be in a happy environment AND enjoying his football again... a few other sly digs

True, he's come on leaps and bounds but I could spot a mile off he was absolute class. Kudos me.

Whaaaaa? Not Milner? I've always wanted to see him and Wilshere play together, possibly with Rooney too in an attacking three. Doubt we'll see that though.

Loooooooooooooool that emboldened bit is so true... one or two bad games and a player is written off on here. Hence, the term "mongboard". Woy didn't even know why he was there, probably, bless.

He'll get 50 minutes or so in the next friendly and will be replaced by Rodwell/Henderson/Cleverley/Milner off the bench, guaranteed. Been saying it since our League One days.. he's the best attacking midfielder this country has produced since Joe Cole. There is not one midfielder of English nationality that can do what he does.

Yup, hence the major shifting in recent days... far more flexible with other clubs and what they want to pay now, as we are with players who want to go...

I think he is a NOB fan, so I guess we wouldn't have competed anyway. Truth is, we;re going in another direction now.

Banega is a helluva coup for the NOB's

TICK TOCK, TICK TOCK... Goes the admin clock

Ahahahahahahahahaha but Katharina's nice to them, she writes really nice letters that mean we are now in a better position than we ever were. Why? Because nice letters mean success.

http://www.juventus.com/juve/en/video/3132361217001 He's absolutely beaming

why is everyone so reactionary? Wet yourself over a nice letter from KL without knowing the facts then get your knickers in a twist over Osvaldo being suspended. Say he was in the wrong, do we not give second chances to people any more, just write them off straight away? If he returns and bangs in a few goals you'll all be singing a jokey song about the incident and making light of it... Yes, and it'll mostly be the same people who are saying "rubbish, disruptive, get rid" on this very thread.

why are we tweeting/ airing this publicly?