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'spose I could throw in Phil Jones too while I'm at it.

Yup. He's more dynamic than Milner though, but isn't going to win you any games.

Delph is decent, don't begrudge Woy a look there. But it'll likely just be a look ... and it'll be the same crap come June next year, guaranteed - perhaps for 1-2 exceptions.

Been saying since League One that Lallana's a lot, lot better than some of the drudgery with caps.

Pointless footballers like Cleverley, Milner, Johnson and Carroll will be on the plane, sadly. Hodgson is a complete nobber.

It's happening.

That's the galling part. Ramirez would be superb and would link with Osvaldo well, but he's just not fancied for some reason. :-(

That's the galling part. Ramirez would be superb and would link with Osvaldo well, but he's just not fancied for some reason. :-(

To be fair, ottery wasn't rubbishing him entirely, just commenting on one performance.Unsurprised by some of the names though... Waaaaaaahmbulance for Ewell Saint

F()cking hell, what sort of pr1ck do you have to be to turn on a player after less than 10 games. Totally embarrassing. Same people who probably rubbished Morgan, Lallana, Crouch, Marsden etc in their early days...

Absolutely gutted :'(

Yep. Like we should have sold Lallana for £500,000 too. People on here, lol.

I feels you bro. You just know around 5-6 of those England places for the WC (should we qualify) will be wasted on dross. For example, Tom Cleverley (pointless). James Milner (pointless). Glen Johnson (bulky and just... rubbish). Possibly even Jack Rodwell, Jordan Henderson, Raheem Sterling, Stewart Downing, Ryan Bertrand, Keiron Gibbs, Phil Jones might get a look in... all, once again, pretty much pointless. Some probably won't see it at that and yes, some of those players are half-decent in position... but in tournaments, surely flexible players are the key? For example, Clyne can play LB and RB, he won't play. Lallana offers more defensively and offensively than all of the midfielders I mentioned above (and even our own captain, Gerrard, who is quite frankly, massively sh1te these days) but he won't get a look in. I'd go as far to say that Jack Cork was better than all of the above midfielders last year, too and if playing, he would have been this year as well. Meh, f()ck England.

Supporters were fantastic when we were up against it on the pitch. Absolutely top stuff. Have to say, Fox was woeful but that wasn't just because he's not good enough cover every now and then - he is - it's because his confidence is shot to pieces completely. Poor lad.

Is Poch on the meth?

Boruc and Osvaldo both like a puff, allegedly.

They'll be a few more poetic moments of karma this season, I expect

Sickening.

WTF. How the feck can the Skates survive and Cov be liquidated? WTF. WTF.

For ****s 'n' giggles, I've made a Sun Dream Team one again... League pin: 8021940 Password: hcdajfu

This. Some right n0bbish comments.

Hmmm rumour is there was an early settlement on the instalments but not on the sell on?!?!

Wow. http://supportersnotcustomers.com/2013/07/27/rooie-marck-a-special-moment-at-feyenoord/

Sorry, I flipped a bit. Could be more constructive than say "retard"... it just angers me, though!

F()ck me, there are some impatient retards on here. He's just had an injury-hit first season where, by his standards, he would have been disappointed, too. FWIW though, he was still better than A LOT of so-called PL-league footballers. You have to wonder whether the "I WANT SUCCESS AND I WANT IT NOW!" brigade can remember a few years ago when he could have left - he didn't (even then, there was a few saying he should have been sold for £500,000). And because he stayed, he became one of the main focal points of our resurgence in League One and secondly, the nPC. He didn't f()ck off at the first opportunity like Kenwyne Jones, Chamberlain... but I bet some of you would welcome them back in the hope that they might bring us a better chance of instant success. Sure, Adam no longer is one of the "main" players now we're in the Premier League. That's to be expected, there's plenty of good footballers at the club to share the burden.. but to say he can't do it in the PL after one injury-hit season is ridiculous. Who would you rather have? Henderson? Shelvey? Jenas? Cleverley? Ramsey? Ha, yeah, ok. Not only has he contributed massively to our success and show loyalty to the club, he still remains OUR captain and an important player... yet instead of look forward to having a fit AL for the new season and giving him some support, there's plenty on here who'd rather p1ss and moan that Adam isn't good enough. Absolute b0llocks. Doesn't matter anyway, you'll soon move on to your next target soon enough, depending on who plays poorly against Vigo, Sociedad etc... PS: Oh, weren't we all told the following players were not good at enough at some point last year; Boruc, Lambert, Rodriguez, Yoshida, Fonte, Hooiveld... and now Gaston's also a sh1t footballer, despite Inter Milan wanting him. Hmmm, yeah, ok Saints fans.