Crab Lungs

I don't like WUM'ming but don't believe that it's over, no way. Hold tight for the next few day(s)

Oh. How well do you know Luke? Or are you just guessing?

You do realise he's referring to Jack Stephens, don't you?

You have to wonder how much Celtic will "give" in this transfer in terms of the money to see it go through...

Reports saying he's snubbed the move. Hold fire.... hold, hold...

On it's way!

and

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............

@AlexCrook I talk utter b0ll0cks and I couldn't be any more out of the loop if I tried.

Sorry mate, wasn't intentional

Those who got my pm earlier today...

You try telling that to Mr Wrong.

This m-board is what I live for.

Simply wow. Apart from the Poznan.

It'll be Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Victor Wanyama, Ohhhhhhhhhhh Victor Wanyama (to the tune of the Ramirez song). Innovative.

Don't forget the Ramirez deal was "off" too.

I wouldn't call them decent. I'd call them below average. "Decent" would be the likes of Rob Lee in his pomp, not the above, who offer nothing creatively and struggle to pass to their own team. Christ, even Neil Maddison would get near the England team these days. Well, maybe if he was warming the bench at Citeh or something.

There'll be plenty of people who I've been in conflict with over the years and plenty that often "do battle" on this m-board to this very day in this list. It's off the top of my head but here goes; The9, Minty, B-Rabbit, thorpie, TDD (Batman), Turkish, Wes Tender, Crazy Diamond, Tokyo(s), Bearsy, Chez, The Kraken, CB Fry, rallyboy, trousers, Um Pahars, hypo, Dalek, VMAN... I'm absolutely sure I missed quite a few people though.

Don't forget - midfielders like Shelvey, Henderson, Rodwell etc will get more caps than Cork, Ward-Prowse, Lallana combined. Then the geniuses who make these decisions will still be tehre scratching their head going "I just don't understand what we're doing wrong"

http://www.theargus.co.uk/sport/8991531.Poyet_slams_Saints_style_of_play/ What goes around, Skeletor...

Anyone seeing a pattern emerging throughout or respective national teams?

I'm sure he will! We have to move quick if we want this tied up though as Inter are sniffing around. Actually, more than sniffing - whatever that is.

http://www.laseleccion.com.uy/es/component/k2/item/367-seria-bueno-el-pase Then again, I'm sure Alex Crook already knows this.

Let's face it, he's probably not going to care too much whether he goes to Cardiff or Saints if that's his only two options. Throw an Arsenal or Liverpool into the equation then things become a bit more difficult for the likes of us provincials. But if it's true and he really would prefer Cardiff then we should hope that little Nicky packs him off to Wales to enjoy their "project" instead. There's thousands upon thousands of players of equal calibre out there who'd see as an opportunity to advance their career.