Crab Lungs

We'd have to get 70 points or so for Champions League. Woah. 60 odd for Europa. Woah.

van der Sar to Fulham.

Zola, Vialli, Gullit, Ravenelli and Balotelli (to an extent)... Loads of failures though; Crespo, Shevchenko, Brolin, Materazzi, Maccarrone etc etc

Stevo, trust me... Terre d'Hermes.

They'd be better without AVB holding them back though. He was very fortunate last year, Bale digged him out of a hole time and again.

Should have sold him to Wolves for £500,000 when we had the chance.

Yer, because Milner, Cleverley et al have been fantastic this year.

'spose I could throw in Phil Jones too while I'm at it.

Yup. He's more dynamic than Milner though, but isn't going to win you any games.

Delph is decent, don't begrudge Woy a look there. But it'll likely just be a look ... and it'll be the same crap come June next year, guaranteed - perhaps for 1-2 exceptions.

Been saying since League One that Lallana's a lot, lot better than some of the drudgery with caps.

Pointless footballers like Cleverley, Milner, Johnson and Carroll will be on the plane, sadly. Hodgson is a complete nobber.

It's happening.

That's the galling part. Ramirez would be superb and would link with Osvaldo well, but he's just not fancied for some reason. :-(

That's the galling part. Ramirez would be superb and would link with Osvaldo well, but he's just not fancied for some reason. :-(

To be fair, ottery wasn't rubbishing him entirely, just commenting on one performance.Unsurprised by some of the names though... Waaaaaaahmbulance for Ewell Saint

F()cking hell, what sort of pr1ck do you have to be to turn on a player after less than 10 games. Totally embarrassing. Same people who probably rubbished Morgan, Lallana, Crouch, Marsden etc in their early days...

Absolutely gutted :'(

Yep. Like we should have sold Lallana for £500,000 too. People on here, lol.

I feels you bro. You just know around 5-6 of those England places for the WC (should we qualify) will be wasted on dross. For example, Tom Cleverley (pointless). James Milner (pointless). Glen Johnson (bulky and just... rubbish). Possibly even Jack Rodwell, Jordan Henderson, Raheem Sterling, Stewart Downing, Ryan Bertrand, Keiron Gibbs, Phil Jones might get a look in... all, once again, pretty much pointless. Some probably won't see it at that and yes, some of those players are half-decent in position... but in tournaments, surely flexible players are the key? For example, Clyne can play LB and RB, he won't play. Lallana offers more defensively and offensively than all of the midfielders I mentioned above (and even our own captain, Gerrard, who is quite frankly, massively sh1te these days) but he won't get a look in. I'd go as far to say that Jack Cork was better than all of the above midfielders last year, too and if playing, he would have been this year as well. Meh, f()ck England.

Supporters were fantastic when we were up against it on the pitch. Absolutely top stuff. Have to say, Fox was woeful but that wasn't just because he's not good enough cover every now and then - he is - it's because his confidence is shot to pieces completely. Poor lad.

Is Poch on the meth?

Boruc and Osvaldo both like a puff, allegedly.

They'll be a few more poetic moments of karma this season, I expect

Sickening.