Crab Lungs

Guy has actually said some sensible stuff since he took over. There has only been occasional delusional comments but on the whole, he's been decent and well-measured/ Fair play to him.

Oh no, it was nothing like that I can assure you! Sadly, she was a regular where I was a couple of years back in Banus, Marbella, as was a lot of z-listers. Tbf though, her friends are bigger nobbers. I reckon I could rival Dubai Phil for z-lister hobnobbing.

I hate to say it, but I've had the misfortune of knowing her briefly... horrible.

HAHAHAHAHA ohhhhhhhhh mate, that's literally the same memories as me. The train ride, the queue, missing the first goal and what a creature that bloke was on the balcony...

The myths go on. So, did Harry really say, live on TV "I'm not really looking forward to this" Was Claus Lundekvam really that intimidated? And for chrissakes, Peter Crouch was scared of playing at Fratton Park he threw up? LMFAO - what a bunch of c****

The myths go on. So, did Harry really say, live on TV "I'm not really looking forward to this" Was Claus Lundekvam really that intimidated? And for chrissakes, Peter Crouch was scared of playing at Fratton Park he threw up? LMFAO

Ammunition reload for pap... http://imgur.com/a/Nx8EU

I've read some of his stuff before - it's hilarious. I'm inclined to think that false flags are played out and y'know, well, Boston has it's inconsistencies... but what I want to know is; (a) if they are actors, who would actually agree to this gig? (b) and if they agree, why wouldn't they tell anyone? © or if they don't agree, why wouldn't they tell anyone? (d) what happened to the three dead???

Coming through... here's a reload for pap! http://www.chrisspivey.co.uk/?p=11184

This, x 1000. Why does he act like it?

Brighton home. He gave penalties that weren't and didn't give the ones which were stonewall, as well as many other dubious decisions. Clattenburg this year has been utterly terrible.

Even players they were previously linked to are associated with cheating; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/champions-league/9854183/Debrecen-goalkeeper-Vukasin-Poleksic-wishes-that-he-had-joined-Portsmouth-before-scandal-struck.html He sounds gutted but he definitely doesn't know how lucky he is.

Here I am and you definitely won't catch me rimming their buttholes though, I do concede, Eddie "I'll always have a bigger, thicker knob than you" Howe has done a good job. I'm just looking forward to the moment the money dries up - and it will (unless someone else invests) - and they're asking us for loan players, friendlies and rattling those big red buckets outside their 3-sided stadium again. Much prefer Brighton and their fans, even if they are a bit psychopathic when upset. BTW - I agree, short-term gains.

That's utterly nauseating, again. What utter pr1cks. No humility in what they done, just more "bigging" themselves up.

As much as it pains me to say it, they still have to manage and organise those better standard of players. Begrudgingly, I think he's (Howe) done well. Something Mancini is completely unable to achieve at City. But meh, doesn't matter - when the money goes they'll be rattling the buckets our way again.

Mark Kelly. He's an utter 'tard.

Just saw Ian McInnes and Ashley Brown in the centre circle, bowing to the crowd. Thoroughly nauseating stuff. Be warned.

I just don't get it. They really, really believe they're something. It's every week they're constantly telling everyone how great they are. Why, oh why? Honestly, wouldn't it have been better if they were liquidated? I hate reading it, it infuriates me.

Oh, you couldn't help yourself, could you? Bloody Monmouthshireman.

Roy Hodgson is an owl-headed d1ck.

This is absolutely brilliant news. I love Artur, he's a complete nutcase and excellent at his profession. Very fun to watch and great to know he'll be here for another two years - pending nothing happening between now and then

Imagine the Faroe Isles or Kazakhstan

Fat Slug, whinging away.

I bet I can guess what it'll be; De Gea Zabaleta Vertonghen Ferdinand Evra Mata Fellaini Carrick Bale van Persie Suarez No Michu, no Schneiderlin, no Mignolet

I know. "Here, here's a ticket for the Europa League." "Na, cheers anyway. I prefer Sutton United v Saints XI."