Crab Lungs

Haha, no - but I've loved our other Swedes - Ostlund, the Svensson's... just those two.... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

That is brilliant. Truly, brilliant. I want to put that on a Photoshop of a crying skate. Brilliant.

Mikael Nilsson and Andreas Jakobsson were utter, utter d0gsh1t

Absolutely... don't be too disappointed if he doesn't do the clappy thing though

Why don't you have a watch of him yourself... I'll link you up for their next game...

Blimey, best of luck to him. KUTGW Stillian!

I.... might... be .... interested...! Depends whether I'm working Saturday morning though, I'll know next week...

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Pompey-2-IBV-1-4317.aspx

This.

Well, I can square away most of those - of that I'm absolutely certain. Cook, clean, well-groomed and I don't drink! Though I do make concessions for special occasions, birthdays, weddings, funerals, BBQ's... all of which doesn't happen all that often, thankfully. That said, the big **** might be a problem. I remember when I was in Thailand a couple of years back and we had a few Japanese couples at the hotel... I remember the women were pandering to them, one notable lady massaged and manicured the guy's feet every, single evening by the pool - she was at it for ages! Is that really what they have to go through? Bloody hell....

This one will do.

fuuuck, it doesn't. Damn, one moment... in the meantime, any truth in the following? http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/10-things-foreign-guys-do-that-make-japanese-girls-fall-head-over-heels

link. The link has to work. http://wallpapersus.com/wallpapers/2012/09/Japanese-Brown-Eyes-Japanese-Women-485x728.jpg

Hahahaha But, but... I can see it!?!?

Defour, Fellaini, Simons I would imagine..

To further support my summary; http://www.whoscored.com/Players/52380

He's basically a rotweiller that's good at football, to simplify things. Very all-action, rarely goes missing in games. If he can somehow tone down his aggressive side a bit he'd be a huge acquisition for a club our size.

To do what we did in the nPC was incredible.

Oldham 1-0 up? Did I hear right?

You can be like a Venky's overlord then whilst me and Andrews potter around on the touchlines of East Hampshire, hoping you don't summon us to Casa Griffin for a "performance review"

Good luck bud, good stuff!

You wouldn't believe it, but I keep getting messages now for "one more final fling" at the MVFL... Resisted so far. Tempted?

Seriously, are some of you head mental? People saying they're "not impressed".... It's not the same people who weren't impressed with Hooiveld, Yoshida, Boruc, Schneiderlin, Lallana, Lambert, Rodriguez, Ramirez, Davis et al... and now a guy, who is courted by several of Europe's top clubs, doesn't impress you because of a fan-made video? If you'd take some time to actually research the player, maybe watch a Cagliari game or ask someone who knows better than yourself about him you might find a more balanced viewpoint. But oh no, here we go, write him off, that's what we do. You won't get a fair reflection of his ability/attributes from a video like that. He's not a player that regularly does "flashy" stuff. He's an effective, tenacious, powerful ball winner with good distribution/attacking traits but if you showed a 10 minute video of interceptions, tackles and successful passes you'd be bored out of your head watching it. I really don't understand why people can't get grasp that you won't get a flashy highlights video if the player is more defensively orientated.

He's a defensive midfielder.