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One big marquee signing, 3-4 smaller fee signings. Total? £27m...ish

Does anyone else get really p1ssed off with their myths, as opposed to laughing at them? I'm sick of reading them. Nazi tank driver, nazi gold money, thinking they're biggest club in the south, that they didn't cheat, that they've been hard done by, that their away following (and home support) are really something special, that we're laden with massive, crippling debt... f()ck, I hate reading their rubbish, it's annoying. Worse still, if you so much as dare to challenge them then they spin out another myth (or better still, profanity-laden retort) that absolutely holds no truth other than whatever goes through their imbecilic, backward skulls. They should have died. I can only hope the PDT gives us some more laughs.

Bloody hell.... there's some 'kin terrible kits coming out :-o

To be fair, he has a point.

You're never wrong, are you?

Aren't you a skate? Christ, why are you panicking so much? And why, ever since you've been on here, have you always criticised everyone who has been on the board/chairman? Just wondering... you're not the FotB type, are you? :-o I don't want them to go, it'll be massively destabilising and Cortese is the main reason why we've just re-signed most, if not all of our most important assets.

Came through at a time when the media were trumpeting all the UK's new wave tika-taka geniuses; Ramsey, Henderson, Rodwell etc. As usual, it turns out they're the usual b0ll0cks, one-paced, doesn't score, barely tackles, can't pass, can't create midfielders that seem so popular with clubs these days.

Scholes was absolutely exceptional in his prime and even in his advancing years, his fleeting appearances oozed class (but perhaps not always the goals, which is understandable). Though we're talking about England, a nation which gave 70 odd caps to Heskey. Dreadful, and that about shows us for what we are as a national team.

No f()cking way. Remember him always being linked with us in the 90's. Just.... no. Especially if you remember his Forest team.

Or Connor Wickham. Utter doggy doo.

I stand corrected, I probably jumped the gun a little to be fair. I take your point about him having doubts, I've seen that too, but I think, possibly with a little more confidence he can be a bit more positive. He'll never do regular Yaya Toure runs I don't think but I do believe he's one of the best in his position in the league.

Best looking manager in English football, yo! What do you think, Bearsy?

WTF... one contribution and now JWP's better than Cork? Jesus H.

Phillips is ****.

That is superb.

Kelvin is a shoe-in. Rickie I don't think is, well, intelligent enough, lol. Fonte, Jos possibly?

You could dress up as a blue seat?

This, absolutely. Fantastic player who contributes immensely.

Signed, best wishes Cov fans!

There's a few on here getting all excited about a FotB position becoming available, I reckon...

As I said on FB.... As much as I disliked Cortese's handling of the Adkins affair, he's probably the one person this club can ill-afford to lose. Chairmen with his drive, ambition and record of achievement are very, very hard to come by. We are building something at this club, let's not throw it all away now...

Who is the lady...woof woof!

I guess we'll see, but I am absolutely sure they will overspend again. Obviously, we won't find out until the sh1t starts splattering the fan again... which it will IMO.

Massive ROFL