Crab Lungs

Or Connor Wickham. Utter doggy doo.

I stand corrected, I probably jumped the gun a little to be fair. I take your point about him having doubts, I've seen that too, but I think, possibly with a little more confidence he can be a bit more positive. He'll never do regular Yaya Toure runs I don't think but I do believe he's one of the best in his position in the league.

Best looking manager in English football, yo! What do you think, Bearsy?

WTF... one contribution and now JWP's better than Cork? Jesus H.

Phillips is ****.

That is superb.

Kelvin is a shoe-in. Rickie I don't think is, well, intelligent enough, lol. Fonte, Jos possibly?

You could dress up as a blue seat?

This, absolutely. Fantastic player who contributes immensely.

Signed, best wishes Cov fans!

There's a few on here getting all excited about a FotB position becoming available, I reckon...

As I said on FB.... As much as I disliked Cortese's handling of the Adkins affair, he's probably the one person this club can ill-afford to lose. Chairmen with his drive, ambition and record of achievement are very, very hard to come by. We are building something at this club, let's not throw it all away now...

Who is the lady...woof woof!

I guess we'll see, but I am absolutely sure they will overspend again. Obviously, we won't find out until the sh1t starts splattering the fan again... which it will IMO.

Massive ROFL

You'll never get promoted from League 2 in your first season tbf, though you might think you will "walk" that league.

Chelsea Man United Arsenal Liverpool Tottenham Man City Swansea Everton Southampton Aston Villa Fulham West Ham Stoke Newcastle WBA Sunderland Cardiff -------- Brighton or ANOTHER Norwich Hull City But it all depends on signings, managers etc....

I think we've lost a bit of the cutting edge we had under Adkin's since MP took over. That said, we have dominated far more games but haven't been able to fashion that many openings in some of them. I think a bit of pace upfront would help that, perhaps switching Rodriguez for Lambert positionally (though having Rickie centrally, as opposed to wide) might be an option. That said, he's a good crosser of the ball, though he'd probably be the slowest winger/inside forward in the Prem if we did that!

It's not that much of a surprise when you consider how bad a manager Mancini is. He's awful. Wigan are a team and whilst they haven't spunked £500m on players (many of whom are utterly turd or average at best), team ethic and organisation does count for a lot. This, however, will be a completely different kettle of skates to the Arsenal game though. They'll go there and have a go, but I think you'll see Arsenal rip 'em a new one. The scoreline might only be 2-0, or 2-1, but they'll dominate completely.

Interviewer: Roberto, did the best team win? Mancini: I don't know, it was a good game, they scored in the last minute. We didn't play well... Interviewer: Why? Mancini: I don't know. Sums the bloke up. Clueless and classless.

They're always disappointing. Mancini is a d0gsh1t coach.

That's kind of why I'm biased... it's like the visual version of YT's many botfly spot videos. Utterly vile to watch. I'm indifferent on Palace, Brighton and Watford though if I had to choose, I'd go for Brighton simply because I think they'd do it the right way and could "grow" - even if that meant being a more difficult opponent for us (though we should be in Champions League contention by then, ha ) If I had to choose a second, I'd go Watford purely on the fact that Zola's a nice guy... though Troy Deeney is an odious turd. Thirdly, Palace - they place some half-decent stuff but having Holloway doing his clown act on Sky Sports News every frickin' day would be a huge annoyance. And there's my reasoning, I guess.

Oh hell, they'll go for it but the owners will probably get excited and begin a QPR-style spending spree... and that very rarely ends well. Also, I'm slightly biased. I can't stand watching Nigel Pearson's teams - they're so boring, so mundane and just plod and bluster through games. Utterly sh1te football.

Curiously, I want Brighton to go up. Thing is, if Palace, Watford or Leicester go up they'll be a far easier ride next season when it comes to playing them. But, for some reason, I want clubs to come up that actually want to "achieve" something, not stagnate like Wigan etc. What's the point of promotion if your goal when you get there is just to survive?

So did I. :-/