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agent that has some Saints players, not Lallanas though

Thanks Glasgow. No idea about mp sadly. Curious timing... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2612552/Manchester-United-want-Luke-Shaw-Adam-Lallana-offer-Southampton-55m-England-duo.html#ixzz2zsCk27Ji

Lallana just had work done at hos house so surprised to hear what I did but that comes from an agent.

Shaw does have a few offers, nothing done tho, including improved offer from saints.

Think you're confusing me for someone else...

Lallana, 25m to United, done deal, welcome to the new era, at least they write nice letters.

Can't imagine the Maldives being at the very cutting edge of search and rescue detection equipment or have well drilled specialist authorities which look after this kind of stuff... Then again, who knows...

Get your beach balls, foam hands and fancy dress costumes out.

Make that 11 from 15 shots on target. Utter toilet.

Ha, no. Don't think so. What an interesting statement to make though. Talk about preparing the fans for what's coming ahead... A few nice open "letters" to get everyone on side then WHAM... Oooops, sorry, but we needed the money (even though we really, honestly don't).

And the sales will begin shortly.

Davis £750,000 Henderson £20m WTF.

I really, really hope it's Vaughan. Giles is a f()cking turd... anyone could see us turning sh1t at cricket a mile off with his "leadership"

You can almost guarantee Hodgson will take f**king Carroll instead. Carroll, Sturridge, Welbeck, Rooney... and leave J Rod and Lambert at home.

That set of results is 40,000-1 on bet365, worth a quid surely

Emanuil Manev... That is all.

Yes, it's not the standard is used to be but I bet aside from City, Chelsea or Arsenal, most of their "average" teams would run rings around a lot of teams in our league. Oh, and he's got 25 caps... not sure if you could call him "average"...

Lol, why is he already being written off? Good footballer.

surely a fisher price or toys r us would have been more suitable? Well, it would have been for one particular former contributor to the thread...

He'll make one or two telling contributions in the next couple of months and then the pendulum will swing again on this board, guaranteed.

A little outside of the centre (but about 15 mins walk from the La Sagradia Familia (?) is this place; http://www.melia.com/en/hotels/spain/barcelona/melia-barcelona-sky/index.html Got flights, a premium city view room (panoramic views of the city etc) for £160 each all in just last week! Wish we were still there. :-( It came with tapas menu served until 11pm and free breakfast (the biggest spread of breakfast I've ever seen). Also, all drinks besides spirits are free. Soft drinks, beers, wines...! Taxis ALWAYS outside so you can always jump in one of them if you don't fancy walking. Also, there is the metro and tram which you can also use. If your missus likes shopping, try Avinguda Diagonal - incredible amount of shops from highstreet to boutique. I was dragged round there a whole day last week, such joyous fun. It's about 15-20 mins from the airport, about 30 euros ride between you. Monk, I highly, highly recommend it.

Best of luck, Cov fans...! Once PL adversaries battling relegation together... hope to see you back up there again with us soon once you get rid of SISU

Only Hansen and Smith choose Lallana :-o

And, for the record, this is probably one of the best football documentaries on England in recent times. Look out for Mourinho's kind words (he'd be brilliant as an England manager results-wise, I'd imagine we won't be pretty to watch but we'd have a strong belief/determination that we could do something) and Jurgen Klinsmann's inappropriate joke about Germany :-o http://pookproductions.co.uk/can-england-win-the-next-world-cup-gary-lineker-documentary/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Iurqc1C9k If we play a top team, it'll be like the above all over again or if we're really, really lucky, like this;