Crab Lungs

I raise you all http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702

My mistake. Still... Been on that contract for a while... Not good.

Oh and look out of the nauseating, look-at-us-aren't-we-nice-people videos and statements of every player departure. It's all false, it's all bullsh1t from those at the top trying to project the human touch. Shove your nice open letters up your fat arses. T0ssers.

Fonte knows the score. Disgusting what's happening at this club, it's actually worse and more inept than venkys. Oh, Jose's been on the same contract since League One ...

There is no way on God's green earth we will spend £50m+. We'll spend £15m max after the firesale.

Round friends atm, so bit busy to write it all but I promise I will

If I get the time tomorrow, I'll write a post and explain everything and all my reasoning. Likewise the other turds on the board at SFC. It's bad.

They're all turds. Utter, utter turds.

The Lallana and Schneiderlin interviews will be difficult as well.

She can f**k right off.

Well, what have I been saying... Shock, horror Reeds an odious turd btw. Most of them are

That's the problem... It'll always be just waffle.

He's a d1ck.

We're having the core of our squad and team spirit ripped out. #gocanada

And just wait, this is only the beginning.

Trawl my posts... Been saying it for months... The moment cortese walked signalled the end of everything that was built up over the past five years. They're gutting us, one by one and it could have been so different. #gocanada

Retain Lallana. Improved terms for Fonte, Cork and Schneiderlin. Outline of vision and next stage of project (in other words, we still want to kick on, not treadwater) Appointment of Murat Yakin or manager with proven record who can unify the club and is here to stay. Sale of Shaw for £30m and extra £30m given to manager to strengthen the squad at GK, LB, CB, ST. Absolutely none of that will happen though, possibly Yakin, but the rest won't. Oh, Fonte might soon too.

Lol. :-)

Whinging about, er, whingers!?

Huge bump.

Yup. Waffle waffle waffle.

Spurs fan calls appointment of pochettino a disgrace. Lol. Thinks he will be next juande ramos and a yes man. What a turd.

Alex crook on talksport. Lol.

Lol, you're spot on. Wait for the next round of statements from Mountie man.