Crab Lungs

I can no longer laugh at the delusional crap that comes out in that paper... I used to laugh, but the thing is... they (the dfcsbs) actually, genuinely believe it. It's vile.

---------------------K Davis --Clyne------Fonte-----------Hooiveld------Fox ---------Schneiderlin---------S Davis --Ramirez-----------Lallana--------------Lee/Chaplow -------------------Lambert Subs: Gazzaniga, Yoshida, Ward-Prowse, Cork, Chaplow/Lee, Puncheon, Mayuka Besides Ramirez, this isn't one for 17yo's or blooding home debutants.

If we sign Gordon, he'll just be a lankier, younger version of Davis. If a defence wobbles infront of him, he wobbles and makes Carson-esque errors. Yes, a good shot stopper. That's it. We need a strong character in goal. Then again, we need another CB and LB too. Boruc and Mensah would go a long, long way to solving some of the problems.

Hahaha funny you should mention this...

Looks like a Thunderbirds character. It's a yes from me in that case. Maybe Cortese can attach some strings to his hands and mouth and direct the game from the Itchen?

I don't want Adkins to go but I certainly don't want Curbishley. Or Benitez. Utter rot.

I'm sure it'll be exactly the same rubbish in The News after the Walsall game, and after the Oldham game. "Smash and grab, didn't deserve it, it's their cup final, Pompey dominated, keeper had the game of his life" It's actually f()cking frightening how deluded they are.

2,000 Swindon, possibly?

Has the Scott Carson ****up gene... Not really a big fan of him tbh. That said, I could well be very wrong. Would prefer Artur Boruc

Never have I seem such luscious, well formed, strong thighs as Pendleton's. Every stroke, every flex just gives me the horn. Yup, she's could crack a nut with those thighs. That said, she's got scary eyes. You wouldn't like her when she's mad. Might as well get used to Laura Trott though, seeing as VP's retired now. Trott's not a bad 'un, that's for sure. In fact, she's quite cute. And Laura Robson would get a pwning too. Reminiscing, the Olympics were, on a whole, great for a perv. I miss them.

Didn't take long for Steven Davis to lose favour.

Artur Boruc still a free agent.

class by Walcott. Not sure if AOC would have done the same...

Horrific. We've been making Gervinho and Ramsey look awesome. Lolz.

I think we need another 5-6 Ramirez' to keep Ramirez happy. It does get frustrating playing with players below you...

He's class, isn't he? Bloody hell...

We'll get it to 4-3 then collapse. Again.

Who is this retard?

I'm going for 5-3, with Yoshida to belt in a debut own-goal after pinball with Cazorla, Podolski and Chamberlain.

Yup, noticed that too...

TBF, we've just played 3 of the top 4 and they've had a field day... it won't always be like this. I think it's more the fact that we had a good three months to strengthen at the back and haven't really done so.

4 weak links out of the back five... though Hooiveld might adjust in time.

Our defence will send us down.