Crab Lungs

Put a can it you absolute berk.

Time to reel out this classic I

Waiting on Buttners dad to sign off the deal

Twitter gimp who guessed lucky and is trying to be itk for attention

Tello me some more transfer Goss

Happy Saint Gaston day everyone

I miss Guan. He used to be a regular contributor

I like him because he winds people up, but he does talk some utter rubbish at times.

Who is it?

Yes, they are! I don't even know who you are on there!

"in-joke" ... He is my man crush. I think Gaston's usurped him now.

Do it, you pretty little thing

Absolutely loads of bitter/jealous Premier League tourists on Twitter tonight. Well done Gaston and welcome to Saints

#Bologna De momento bloqueado el traspaso del jugador, Gastón Ramírez al #Southampton porque el 30% del jugador pertenece a #Peñarol # Bologna For now blocked the transfer of the player, Gaston Ramirez # Southampton because 30% of the player belongs to # Peñarol I don't think so.

He'll sign when he wants, he'll sign when he waaaaaaaaaaaaaants, Gaston Ramirez, he'll sign when he wants

Maybe a quick nap, then conclude it in the eve?

Siiiiiii, Haiiiiiiiii

Dimitar Berbatov £4m Jordan Rhodes £8m :-o

Yeah, that's right. Get in my online wallet, you sh1t.

Had Afobe, Boselli, Danny Graham and Adam Johnson anytime scorers last night. Johnson let me down, but got two assists. Bah. I did do Boselli (single, ridiculous 12/5 anytime price!) and a Boselli/Shane Long double and came in £22 better off. Niiiiiiice. Mirallas (Everton), Hooper (Celtic) and Sow (Fenerbahce) anytime scorers tonight. I think a fiver pays about fifty quid, maybe more...