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Never have I seem such luscious, well formed, strong thighs as Pendleton's. Every stroke, every flex just gives me the horn. Yup, she's could crack a nut with those thighs. That said, she's got scary eyes. You wouldn't like her when she's mad. Might as well get used to Laura Trott though, seeing as VP's retired now. Trott's not a bad 'un, that's for sure. In fact, she's quite cute. And Laura Robson would get a pwning too. Reminiscing, the Olympics were, on a whole, great for a perv. I miss them.

Didn't take long for Steven Davis to lose favour.

Artur Boruc still a free agent.

class by Walcott. Not sure if AOC would have done the same...

Horrific. We've been making Gervinho and Ramsey look awesome. Lolz.

I think we need another 5-6 Ramirez' to keep Ramirez happy. It does get frustrating playing with players below you...

He's class, isn't he? Bloody hell...

We'll get it to 4-3 then collapse. Again.

Who is this retard?

I'm going for 5-3, with Yoshida to belt in a debut own-goal after pinball with Cazorla, Podolski and Chamberlain.

Yup, noticed that too...

TBF, we've just played 3 of the top 4 and they've had a field day... it won't always be like this. I think it's more the fact that we had a good three months to strengthen at the back and haven't really done so.

4 weak links out of the back five... though Hooiveld might adjust in time.

Our defence will send us down.

Hahaha brilliant thanks for that. The quote is priceless; But Storrie scoffed: "It's absolute rubbish, I have never even heard of him. Are they having a laugh? Is it April 1 or something? We've never been after such a player. To suggest otherwise really is rubbish. "Why would anyone ever choose Southampton ahead of Portsmouth in the first place, no offence meant. I would certainly know if we had made an approach for him and that is definitely not the case. "It's all rather amusing, really."

I remember some b1tchy comments from the skates when we signed him... Was it storrie who had a pop? Can anyone find what he said? Great read, thank you. Morgan's class and I'm so happy he's made it with us.

Pompey side cheating? No wai... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/mobile/football/19589825 It really is part of life down there.

Cheers for editing the title, I thought I'd buggered it up when I wrote it! I'm still up for this, if we can get a few more involved and set a date, I'll get it rolling...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arik_Air#Incidents On 31 March 2010, a parked Boeing 737–700 boarding for a flight from Calabar to Abuja was evacuated immediately after an Audi car crashed into it from behind. The driver, who claimed to be Jesus Christ, was arrested and declared that he had made the desperate move to save the aircraft from an impending crash. [18]

All the ooo's and ahhhs will be for Sterling when he runs up a blind alley. Livermore will do what Rodwell normally does. Pass to centre halves, run around, not making any impact (yet get lauded as a tidy footballer). Lallana will prove to be the creative spark England have missed and will come out of this better than the others. All the fanfare will be about Sterling initially, then the Prem tourists will start to realise how good Adam is and jump on the bandwagon. Massively pleased for him, though little worried he's surrounded by utter kn0bheads.

"Cheer up Nigel Adkins" is now being aired vociferously... sad sad sad.

Great club, great fans, don't deserve to where they be, everyone wishes them well...

Now singing "Your grounds too big for you" and "Crawley's a sh1thole, I wanna go home" Hmmmm. Those in glass houses...