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MLG, you asked what players were likely to be earning over £90k. People suggested them. Then you moved the goalposts and claimed it was not in direct comparison as Saints aren't in the same financial league as Chelsea/Real Madrid etc. Btw, do you know anyone at Saints who can confirm or deny salaries? No, ok then. Well shut the f**k up.

Eden Hazard, Oscar to name two. I'd imagine any assortment of young Brazilians/Africans/Argentinians in the Russian League's aren't far off. Besides, with Neymar's sponsorship deals etc he's probably not that far away either. The lad at PSG, Verrati is probably on a good wedge too. De Gea won't be far off that. Ramirez is not on 90k p/w, but he's definitely not on 38k p/w before tax.

You're massively wrong.

Yeah, like that! Also;

...and I'm awe struck at how many fittehs there is. Is this just a Fenerbahce thing, or is there plenty of hawt gurlz in Turkey?

I think Gazzaniga knew he was a stop gap for the Villa game, I expect Boruc to start next weekend.

Someone who clearly revels in someone else's suffering so they can prove to everyone "how much they care" and "what a nice person they are". A c()nt, basically.

Just in case it slipped under the radar, our righteous friends who are good at shouting moral lessons at everyone who'll listen have come up with this gem; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2207747/Twitter-abuse-Mark-Halsey-condemned-beneath-contempt.html?ito=feeds-newsxml Hmmmm.

Not one Slope John variation... The9 needs to get this sorted

Nice one mate. I've dipped out on £400 (****ing fatboy Kevin Nolan) and (!!!!) £4800 thanks to Bordeaux spazzing out against Ajaccio in the last minute, too. Feel utterly pig sick.

Haha, yes, that rings true. The Matt Jarvis debacle proved that. Also, totally 100% agree with the Baggies comment. Spoke to loads of Baggies, they've always, consistently, been knowledgeable and grounded.

Pleas for behavioural reasons to United fans, then they go and taunt Utd about Munich. :-/

Oh yes, Derby. Like seeing them get beaten as well. Ar5eholes.

After the ridiculous comments from Villa fans and the some silly comments from last year, in your experience(s), what clubs have the most delusional/reactionary/arrogant fanbases? As far as I'm concerned, as a Saint, we've got a smattering of delusionals, FoB's, and suicidals but compared to some clubs, we're very fortunate to have the fanbase we have. In my experience, Brighton were perhaps the most prissy, getting all tetchy over the "guard-of-honour" and Adkins comments. Charlton fans were delusional and arrogant, so I always like to see them fail. Villa have to be some of the most delusional, along with our fishy chums to the east. As soon as there is trouble, as fanbases they're both quick to desert, too. Likewise Birmngham. Bompey have to be the most amusing in recent times, getting all worked up over a non-rivalry then suddenly going very, very quiet once they were put back in their places. West Ham were arrogant t0ssers. Conversely, what fanbases have decent followings and fans in your opinion? I've always quite liked Chelsea fans and there has been a few clubs in the lower leagues who have got level-headed, balanced fans.

... but QPR are dogsh1t too... but not dogsh1t enough to be relegated. Liverpool bottom half finish, Norwich, Villa and Reading to go down.

They're still shocking.

AVB ...

If they'd have beaten us and we still hadn't bothered applauding Petrov I'd have doubt it would get a mention. Sadly, they're clearly very bitter and they'll throw any accusation at us at the moment to make themselves feel better about their sh1t football team. Irrespective, get well soon Stillian.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I noticed this but I thought was also because we do, for want of a better term, bomb forward and when the move breaks down, we've got 5-6 players in front of the ball. They do get back well, but it's a bloody dangerous (and exciting!) game to play.

I have outside of SMS, but then again those people were quickly despatched by yours truly. Utter morons.

He also offers free advice on moving to Houston and CD interest rates. I love this guy.

Superb write up http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/9555849/Southampton-4-Aston-Villa-1-match-report.html# and here; http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/sep/22/southampton-aston-villa-premier-league

I'll add those ridiculous comments to these... I might request we do a sticky on the forum and immortalise these comments Snipped their initial reactions from their forum; http://www.villatalk.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=73612 Check these mongers out;