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You can add all the height you want, if you're sh1te in the air defensively then there is no point in making that "tactical" switch.

The defence has been much improved but to think of Shaw, Yoshida and Davis up against this horrible lot isn't filling me with confidence. Big Jos time?

Fantastic performance. Far better than Fulham. Should have won it really, but we were just a little off-the-pace in the final third sometimes. We'll never be out of games against these kind of sides... it's just a case of how many of these games we convert into points... after all, a brave loss still gets 0 points.

Fantastic performance. Far better than Fulham. Should have won it really, but we were just a little off-the-pace in the final third sometimes. We'll never be out of games against these kind of sides... it's just a case of how many of these games we convert into points... after all, a brave loss still gets 0 points.

Sha la la la la la la la la WTFILN

Davis behind Lambert apparently... Ramirez on the left

Maybe so, but plenty of players find their way back.

Shawcross, if he'd come here. Palacios too, for those away games when you just need a bit of steel in the middle...

Yeah, that'd be nice - but don't surprised if someone from the mongboard sneaks in the toilet after Adam and tries to collect stool samples or something. They simply MUST know the goss...

Looooooooooooooooooool I'm definitely going to be reading the Villa board tonight... it's pretty miserable at the best of times irrespective of how they're performing

Lmfao. Rickie Lambert written off after not even half a season. Superb backing of someone who has contributed so much and additionally, has been impressive since he's stepped up to the PL. If he's been "found out" and isn't good enough for the PL, then we can safely write off at least a third of all Premier League strikers as well.

If we had 3-5 more points than we do now, it's unlikely this question would never have arisen.

This. Everyone out.

Depends on the result.

In not so recent times but certainly in the past 10-15 years, James Beattie was a snip at £1m. Pahars, also.

For sheer impact in recent times, it's Lambert. The re-signing for Lallana, Schneiderlin etc as well. Defensively, the Jose Fonte signing in League One was another in recent seasons which has helped catapult us forward.

He's better than Phillips IMO. Still, off to Liverpool by the sounds of things.

Wenger's a ****. He bangs on about other teams (Man City, Barca) talking publicly about his players then in the same week was talking about AOC before he'd signed for them.

Adam Lallana is a lot better than people give him credit for, and he's just getting around to proving that now. He'd fit in quite nicely in any top 4 team....

I hate that pr1ck so much it hurts. He's such a f()cking c()nt. Yes, don't copy us but copy Portsmouth - parade a kid on the pitch with a £10k cheque and not give it to him. Hope you're reading this you th1ck w4nker...

Hello Skates!!!! Ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Truly one of the giants of football. Thick c()nts.

Lads... I work for Howdens and can probably sort you out an Xmas special, especially as you're a fellow Saint! PM me if you want and I'll let you know how to get in contact

Massive ROFLs. Hobnob, anyone?

For a temporary £6-£10m gain, we could end up losing our PL status and far more. It's a "not for sale" from me. You should only sell players when it's the right time to do so - never because someone might offer a sizeable amount of money. The disruption to the team this would cause would make things quite difficult, and we'd have to put aside some time to adapt.. time we won't have if we're scrapping for PL status.