Crab Lungs

There's definitely a bit of Rickie Lambert about him...

I do agree, no point in bloating the squad out on players that wouldn't improve it. That's why I'd rather have one or two quality players over four or five so-so players. And ffs, hurry up Astori before Seaborne gets a look in

On second thoughts, I might not be. This could take a while.

The reason why we've won more games than the likes of QPR, Reading is because we've got players like Lallana, Ramirez etc. No need to fill your entire team up with Leigertwood's and Derry's... and especially not a Joey Barton.

Great response. As is this.

I suppose Luis Suarez is "controversial" most weeks :-/

Just a quickie. I try not to be much of a whinger and have a persecution complex but I thought this was a bit out of order; Is that not a bit strong, or do I detect some ill-feeling in the comment?

Better than my effort

Well, I doubt he could have done it himself with a dislocated shoulder, assuming he's not ambidextrous

Easy three points.

And fair play to MLT for coming online and ever-so-slightly reversing his stance. I think Boruc will prove why he's an excellent GK over the next few weeks.

I certainly would feel aggrieved if we'd lost to that. Having said that, I think Rodriguez was saying it wasn't a foul in the footage, maybe it'll become clearer later. Apart from a Villa spell from around 70-90 mins, we deserved to win it.

Superb display after being wobbly at home. Now, at home, we need to back him. Absolutely mountainous in more ways than one. BACK ARTUR "SAFE HANDS" BORUC

Ffs come on saints hold on

Absolutely pooping it

I'm chain smoking now...

Artur "safe hands" Boruc

I'm not alone here, right.... Anyone else crapping it?

Hooiveld sooooooooo slow

Just like your cheating Pompey team eh

Not technically skate news but avb pwned saggy chops today

This all sounds very ominous....

Christ, this mongboard is getting infested.

Hello skate