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Well, exactly what I was told by someone on here months ago. Not surprised. Cortese and his boardroom mafia, what tw4ts.

Thanks Jilly

I definitely feel more at ease now I've read this.

Everytime Any chance we can have a photoshop competition for the best one? It's about time...

I hope someone can get ahold of him for me... I have something for him

I wouldn't want Twitchy and his dinosaur coaching staff anywhere near the club,

May I also suggest, once more, if you haven't contributed... http://www.onenigeladkins.com Obviously not an obituary - just a simple thank you!!!

So glad that you said that, that finally raised a chuckle from me!!!

If that's the case, then he's little tw4t.

Well, yeah, I have. Cheers btw. I do know some things about Cortese that I've only disclosed to a few on here, so I had an idea. This is just the icing on the cake unfortunately.

I'm probably stupid, but what did I do? Sorry, my head's a bit of a mess right now, ha. I can't even choose teams for my accy at the moment!

This. I now believe it's this. I just hope high-heels has got this one right...

Gentlemen, Ladies... if you'd be so kind. http://onenigeladkins.com/

Gentlemen, Ladies... if you'd be so kind. http://onenigeladkins.com/

Anyone else still in a stinking f()cking mood about all this?

If this is true, you're a c()nt Cortese.

#onenigeladkins

This better not be true.

I think your mate definitely means Pierre Aubymeng... I hope so, anyway.

Throw Merson into that mix as well. If anyone has the slightest, slightest idea about running or managing a group of players they'd understand why you don't always play your best team from the start. Tactically, you might have to play "lesser" but more solid footballers to keep the game within touching distance - then you introduce your "better" players if you're still in with a shout (just like Nige did last night). But that's so true as well... listened to that Guardian podcast the other day with James Richardson, they briefly talked about Villa/Saints... one of the pundits on there said; "Villa dominated the game from the off and they were unfortunate not to win". No-one who watched it, even as a Villa fan, would say that. My only conclusion is that it was once again stupid punditry... something the likes of Gale and Merson are professionals at. As for Walsh, I don't think he's too bad. Whilst I'm on the subject of pundits... Graeme Souness is always excellent and knows what he's talking about... just a shame his man-management lets him down. Same with Hoddle, I suppose.

Guan.... That was brilliant

Shaw... Doesn't even look "raw" despite being just 17. What a talent.

You've clearly never managed a football team in your life.

How anyone can be negative after this is unreal. We just drew with the champions of Europe. What if we had started with that "winning team" and puffed ourselves out.. Stop being a *****