Crab Lungs

Another quatrain

3-0 wigan

The biggest, bestest and greatest club in the world, forever and ever and ever.

Prophecy in rallyboy's quatraine?

About 14 (mostly fleeting) full appearances in professional football and you've adjudged him as not good enough for us, the NPC or League One. Really?

Typical South African arrogance, thinking you can just do what you want. BTW, that court room looks strange... maybe I'm not seeing it right but it looks tiny and what exactly are the walls like in there? All I can see is some red, mottle effect stuff... Makes sense, I guess. I've had dealings with a few South Africans.. I've felt that they weren't impolite... just direct and a bit humourless. I tried and I tried, but I just couldn't strike up any rapport with them. :-/

This is true. What is it about them?

Did anyone else not like Oscar Pistorius before the Olympics/Paralympics? I've never found him endearing personally and felt a bit vindicated when he whinged about being beaten this year. And now this. Hmmm.

Fair play to Watford and Mick McCarthy with his comments. Typical bitter diatribe from Ian Holloway.

That is horrific... is Allen doing the night shift again?

I can't believe they are genuine articles. Jesus.

Whilst I don't agree with everything NC does, moving away from doing things like that is a huge leap in the right direction. That was utterly criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge (though some might level at me that my Adkins tribute was, too). Meh. Great memories of that era but parties at Weston Shore with a load of kids and oddballs singing football songs? Erm, nah you're alright!

More like 8,000. Lying again

Listening to the game.... You can hear the players shouting. Is it behind closed doors? No joke, no one is singing. This can't be the bestest, surely

I like Adam but he's totally missing the point. Again.

That's why they're the bestest. Such passion.

Good morning nutjobbers! I wonder what belly full of laughs our friends will provide today!

To do that, we have to match their ambitions I suspect. Europe, here we come!

It's changed now, Swansea had exactly the same attributes as Sunderland above them... whoops. Going to read through again, just to make sure next time!

Lmfao, I didn't mean to put 5!!!!! Whoops, sorry about that but ta for pointing it out! Haha, whilst I was copy/pasting the the categories I left the five in!! I meant to put 8, will change now!

Jonjo Shelvey £3m Jordan Henderson £20m Jack Rodwell £15m Gareth Barry £12m Jermaine Jenas £10m (at one stage) Yeah, ok then.

I wouldn't swap our midfield for almost any of the other Prem sides midfield's.

With a bit of luck, we'll get an Azeri team if we qualify. Always wanted to go to Baku.

Lol, complete refusal to credit our victory, most say we've spent £80m on transfers, that we're "plucky"... according to them, we've got lucky for all our points this year... one of the ones who compliments us got questioned on his loyalty to Portsmouth (and, seemingly, accused of not knowing anything about football because he gave us a compliment). In other news, we'll never be in the same league as them as fans, we're fickle and apparently, "what goes around, comes around". Lol, don't we just know that!

Just reading it now. Inaccurate, and very bitter.