Crab Lungs

They done it to me about 8 times last season and a couple this... never reliable! Almost had a tenner on Villa at the start, just had that "funny feeling". In the end, I didn't... never mind!

I absolutely love this. That's superb. When do we start filming? ;-) On the betting front, two weeks of £125 profit pw. I'm clawing my way back to Betfair solvency. The formula is working! BTW... thanks, La Viola!

Christ, that must be difficult to work, what with all the brother-mother-sister-father swapping that goes on over there....

Likewise, I asked a question politely and got blocked. C()nt.

Surely Neil c()ntflaps Allen's investigative skills would have uncovered this problem months ago? Or not.

Olympics, Promotion, Ryder Cup... and all the intermittent moments where Pompey were providing the rofl's... and continue to do so

Correction... 227! http://hobnob.royals.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=116593

He'd be developing properly if his manager was Alex Ferguson. Same goes for Theo.

You're going to be afforded plenty of ROFL'ing over the next few months

Still makes me rofl; http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8656390.stm

I guess the halcyon days of Hull away are over;

I don't know if anyone posted this, but I think this the bestest at Tranmere; and who can forget their huge following to Millwall last season; ... And I'm especially looking forward to seeing One Direction put their weight behind the few again; Massive club.

112 from Reading ... the bestest would be very envious

THEVMAN cometh?

What was the chant? Didn't hear it! I f()cking hate him too. In fact, I don't like Reading at all. Nonentity of a club, noddy fans who get issued songsheets, horrible team, niggily, players, they just sit there, doing nothing, nick a goal and close up. The Championship is more deserving of such a club.

Fonte has grown into the Premier League, definitely. KUTGW Jose

I wonder how the brave, plucky, bestest 360 fans in the world got on? Hope they all snuggled together... actually, I'm pretty sure they did considering their preference for inter-family relations. Sha la la la

Get rid of Lallana and Ramirez and bring in Jenas and Henderson IMO

The bloke is such a c()nt it's unreal. He banned me from Twitter after my second or third question got too difficult for him and he continues to peddle crap to a deluded majority. As c()nts go, he's one of the biggest I've never had the misfortune of meeting.

Time to roll out Big Jos

They are the true definition of a "noddy club". I think they probably have a core of 8,000 supporters, the rest are all Premier League football fans who'll disappear if they hit the Championship again and struggle. Loving the goal music at the Mad Stad... sums them up

3-2... wonderful football but my oh my, when we get caught short upfield, it gets a bit edgy! Now, it's 3-2, 3-1, 4-2 so far...

Just created a tactic modelled on the way Saints play, pre-season we absolutely tonked teams... now half-way through my first game and we're 3-1 up. It's almost like I'm watching a repeat of last years football (and some of this seasons!)... If anyone wants to trial it as well, let me know and I'll upload it here

Well if you're free now could you be a star and package me up a Belarussian hottie? If there's any with latino/berber complexion (unlikely, but former Soviet states do have a smorgasbord of cultures) that'd be great, but if not, I'll take your regular slim blonde.