Crab Lungs

Like the look of the draws... easy money

Accy Man City Montpellier Braga Chelsea Blackpool Leeds DNB £27 pays £220 And the £10 to £10,000 challenge 70 bets re-using your stake on "certains" on the in-play market, starting with £10. Just lumped a tenner on Skonto Riga at HT (2-0 up) at 1/9, then re-use the return on a similar bet and so-on. 70 bets later, I'll be £10,000 better off!

Wouldn't have happened with a FotB

Well said, Grant Holt http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19830762

I will make one, but only if you accept Forecast, Guly and Forte as the cover stars

DFCSB's relegated

Simply, WTF. Amazing.

All going to plan... until Derby cheat and get a Forest player sent off. F()CK OFF DERBY

Today's bets; 1 Anzhi Makhachkala v Volga Nyzhnyi Novgorod (Backing Anzhi Makhachkala @ 1.22) 2 Young Boys v Servette (Backing Young Boys @ 1.3) 3 Nottm Forest v Derby (Backing Nottm Forest @ 2.04) 4 Lazio v Siena (Backing Lazio @ 1.62) 5 Eintracht Frankfurt v Freiburg (Backing Eintracht Frankfurt @ 1.81) 6 Molde v Stabaek (Backing Molde @ 1.17) 7 Monaco v Ajaccio GFCO (Backing Monaco @ 1.41) 8 Real Madrid v Deportivo (Backing Real Madrid @ 1.1) 17.73/1 Stake £14.00 Returns £234.22 :scared::scared:

Christ, with you on that one. They really are unsporting and horrible. "Woah, get some!" "Ooooo-essss-aaaaaai" Oh f()ck off.

You can't blame the defence.. It's the midfield in front of them... playing so narrow, committing themselves when they shouldn't, positionally naive... Everton are just moving the ball into the spaces that we're not. Arrrrgh, brutal league. Could be a lot easier if you do the simple things right though...

They say the picture was done by The Daily Echo's "artist"

Stop Fellaini, stop Everton

Brendan Rogers will get it right if given time. Sounds like what he is doing with the players in a psychological thing with the neck-grabbing and making statements. Reaffirm something and make the same gesture over and over again and it eventually it'll become habitual... or somefink like that

There is no way that the likes of Howard, Michalik, Williamson, Russell will be on anything lower than £3000 a week. No way, not a chance. They were paying PL wages in the Champ, so there's a good chance they'll be paying lower-end Champ wages in L1. It's the Pompey way, innit? In the Portsea Island constitution, it reads "All residents and representatives have a divine right to be competitiv, innit" Talking of which, can anyone come up with any funnehs if Portsea Island really did have a constitution....

MLG, you asked what players were likely to be earning over £90k. People suggested them. Then you moved the goalposts and claimed it was not in direct comparison as Saints aren't in the same financial league as Chelsea/Real Madrid etc. Btw, do you know anyone at Saints who can confirm or deny salaries? No, ok then. Well shut the f**k up.

Eden Hazard, Oscar to name two. I'd imagine any assortment of young Brazilians/Africans/Argentinians in the Russian League's aren't far off. Besides, with Neymar's sponsorship deals etc he's probably not that far away either. The lad at PSG, Verrati is probably on a good wedge too. De Gea won't be far off that. Ramirez is not on 90k p/w, but he's definitely not on 38k p/w before tax.

You're massively wrong.

Yeah, like that! Also;

...and I'm awe struck at how many fittehs there is. Is this just a Fenerbahce thing, or is there plenty of hawt gurlz in Turkey?

I think Gazzaniga knew he was a stop gap for the Villa game, I expect Boruc to start next weekend.

Someone who clearly revels in someone else's suffering so they can prove to everyone "how much they care" and "what a nice person they are". A c()nt, basically.

Just in case it slipped under the radar, our righteous friends who are good at shouting moral lessons at everyone who'll listen have come up with this gem; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2207747/Twitter-abuse-Mark-Halsey-condemned-beneath-contempt.html?ito=feeds-newsxml Hmmmm.

Not one Slope John variation... The9 needs to get this sorted

Nice one mate. I've dipped out on £400 (****ing fatboy Kevin Nolan) and (!!!!) £4800 thanks to Bordeaux spazzing out against Ajaccio in the last minute, too. Feel utterly pig sick.