Crab Lungs

Proud. Howard Webb was abysmal. Geoff shreeves is a condescending ****. Well done Saints.

****ing hell.... Guly away . Ok, nevermind, coyr

That will be half a minute after coverage starts! shots of mongboard faves with scarves, wigs, flags, painted faces, foam hands walking towards the ground "what an experience for these sets of fans" As for after KO, I'm with you on that one.

Gazzaniga? :-o

Lee...?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/aug/18/southampton-adam-lallana?newsfeed=true

L-R: HIV Teeth, Billy, Excess Calv, T-Minus, Glen, Sachin, Todd, Ade http://www.somerstown.info/Day3/

Do you dare to enter Somerstown? http://www.somerstown.info/intro.html

That just about sums them up.

Nope. http://www.bolognafc.it/news.asp?id=3567#.UC_jkt2PWMc

Maybe they can sing him a song from those song sheets?

They're now singing about "sending the Scummers down"

Neil Allen is astoundingly th1ck.

Neil Allen on Solent in a minute. The pr1ck.

SOS Pompey, after much gobbing off, didn't protest today. So they got their players which will enable them to be "competitive" so until they feel hard done by and start whinging again, everything is ok at Fortress Fatpipes.

Couldn't believe I got in the lift one day and there he was! Very chatty, loved his Ibiza trips and enjoyed life. Top guy.

There should be a little c under the players name when they're shown on the pitch in formation, try that

I think the most odious and obnoxious manager has moved on to Rotherham... so I've set my default dislike to them now

We shouldn't keep things quiet, we should issue press-releases upon every step of every transfer. It's imperative we keep the mongboard(s) happy, or we could end up with negative press like this;

Pogbrenyak, Ba to score in 90 mins, 6/1.

Newcastle/Tottenham, Reading/Stoke to draw, Blackpool to win 28/1. £1 bet pays £29

Arsenal, Fulham, Liverpool, Birmingham, Forest, Leicester 21/1. £5 pays £110

Fivefold worth 14/1 Arsenal, Fulham, Liverpool, Leicester, Leeds. £5 pays £75....

Arsenal, Fulham, Liverpool, Birmingham, Leicester and Forest to win 22/1. Worth a couple of quid...

Holy ****. Spinny man. RIP