Crab Lungs

It's not rare I say this but I'm with Um on this one!

cabbage face is alive and well and eating cakes daily.

LOL, it just gets better! They really do keep coming up with some amusing happenings for us. Long may they stumble on, filling our barrel with continuous laughter!

The posters I miss most are: squibby, colin_t, Griff (RIP), Caged_Tiger1, Caged_Tiger2, stevegrunt and chompy Still see Mao Cap and Guan pop up from time to time though and they're always good contributors

:-o

And I'd totally agree with that.

It really is terrible, and follows the same theme as this pile of dogsh1t:

On the bright side, Shatner wasn't around to ruin this one...

William Shatner tends to destroy quite a few songs... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnM0zXAnR-k

Exactly how I feel. What a pile of steaming turd.

Do do do... Jhonny Viafara?

That was horrendous. So typical of the music industry. I use the word "music" in the loosest sense of the term. Anyway, thank you.

I'm hoping they're either relegated or safe by then.

Could just ask the local Poles to buy their tickets for them? :-o I suspect the Poles will see it as a business opportunity and resell the tickets on for a £5 each anyway

Peter Whiston signed by Alan Ball from Exeter was VERY ginger Only played one game and no-one can remember who against

Interesting people are writing him off on the premise that "if he hasn't made it by now"... though is it really true about him turning down trials, missing training????? Players do develop later, FWIW. They're also discovered later, too: DJ Campbell, Wade Elliott, Chris Smalling and the trio from Peterborough who made the step up in half a season etc.. Besides, it'll hardly cost much to take a punt on him....

I have a differing opinion from some of you on here then. Surman was immense all night. His workrate was tremendous and he rarely gave the ball away. To the untrained eye, that might not seem spectacular but believe me he's performing an important part in a well-oiled machine. What I can stand is people who think just because someone does a few pointless flicks and tricks with no end product then that makes them good players. I refer to them as "football thickos", of which a number of my friends are. (btw, not calling anyone a football thicko on this thread, just using an example of something that irritates me). Surman's retention of the ball and his passing was superb and complimented his and team's work ethic superbly.

If we don't sign anyone, Butterfield will fill in at CM if required with Richardson coming in at RB. I think.

If we go up, we'll walk th... hang on... we've been here before, haven't we?

You my friend have summed up my feelings pretty damn well, thank you.

This is exactly the reason why I wrote what I did. How arrogant is that article? I'm tempted to personalise my next message especially for Meldrum/Perrett.

I thought in comparison to Howe's constant whinging he was alright? (God, I'm glad EH's f()cked off to Burnley so we don't have to listen to his bitter, inane ramblings).

Well done to Lee Bradbury. Very gracious in his interview. The stark contrast between bitter Eddie Howe and him is remarkable. FWIW, I hope he usurps Eddie's achievements.

Expect a deluge of bitter Cherries on Solent/here. I can't wait for ossie1 to return... if he does, of course.