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I preferred the original question

That's the joy of working remotely through the internet. I can change my backdrop every day, though I have to admit, I am spending most of my working day at home. Might have to venture into to town and spend a day fawning and posturing in Costa Coffee at some point though

I hope to go to Texas in September to write a book on a high school football team, leaving in December (assuming they make the State playoffs), return to the UK for Xmas and then off to Chiang Mai, Thailand early 2012 for my long anticipated hair transplant and period of reflection whilst I plot my next move. Funds pending, of course.

Dipped into affiliate/internet marketing after doing a number of (mainly) office jobs throughout my life. Going pretty well so far, though I won't be drawing a full time wage until around 6 months time from it. I'm pretty happy though as I have one of the shortest commutes to work in the world (10 seconds) and I'm doing something essentially enjoy. However, it wasn't easy learning and setting everything up though!

If Jaidi's legs cannot hack it, please select Martin, not Seabourne. Pleeeeeease. COYS

hahahaha Ferguson you pr1ck. Crash and burn.

Yeah, and that moron Birtles (?) is annoying me too. Never decisive on any piece of commentary. "It's good. Oh, no it's not. Oh it's penalty. Perhaps it wasn't. Oh he's played well. But he hasn't had the best of games, has he?"

He IS a right knob.

Haha, Ferguson Jnr you nasty, vile ****. Come on MK, finish them off...

At least many of the residents of East Hampshire are keeping themselves busy with paving jobs: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-12534446

Well, that about sums them up, lol. I think it's also worth reminding them of their away attendances in recent PL years: 100 odd at Bolton x 2, 140 odd at Wigan/Sunderland, 200 x Boro... LMFAO

Can't really argue with that, tbf.

Welcome Kevin... that was a superb post; I especially liked the killer ending to it as well "A Brighton fan". I suppose that just goes to show that my initial generalisation was a bit unfair and premature. I absolutely agree with what you're saying and it absolutely makes a lot of sense that this is an Adkins ruse. That said, I think he did have a spat with GP and make a snide remark IIRC after the two sides met at St. Mary's earlier this season. Perhaps that is where some of the ill feeling has originated from? At the start of the season, I wanted Brighton go up with us. I've always liked the club and for what it's worth, still do. I'm actually excited you're getting a new stadium (which looks fantastic, by the way). However, I guess some of us on here have probably been a little wound up by recent visits and comments made about Southampton fans being arrogant (this has mostly been levelled at Bournemouth fans though). We are anything but, and sometimes, I do wonder where the perception has come from. I'd say the vast majority of Saints fans originally expected to have a shorter stay in the Championship/L1 but have now come to terms that we won't "walk" any leagues any more. Football's played on the pitch and the most consistent side over a season will be promoted. There will always be a few unfortunate stories when a club who finishes third is unceremoniously and underservedly dumped out of the playoffs but in general, those accumulate the most points deserve promotion. At the moment, that's Brighton and will probably remain so. Good luck to you and hopefully, see you in the NPC.

Um, a bit reactionary? As I said in the post you quoted (and emboldened): "Pur-lease, don't get me wrong, I don't mind as he's doing a pretty good job but I just wondered what people thought..." This isn't a slagging of Adkins, I find him amusing and like I said, I cannot complain with the job he's done. I just wanted an opinion why he is the way he is. He's most definitely unique and has an endearing style. Well, endearing to some, anyway!

"once we are confirmed as champions" "No one cares Adkins you muppet. The seagulls are owning this league and EVERYONE knows it" Ha, and Bournemouth and BHA have the audacity to accuse us of arrogance. Everything those halfwits have said this season has been bordering on arrogant. One half decent season in god knows how many years and all of a sudden they're destined to be champions of the world. Both clubs have significant chips on their shoulders.

Did you read the the first post? Actually, that's probably a stupid question...

Certainly wouldn't want a manager who whinges, blames other people and makes excuses, that's why I like Nigel's sickening positivity! However, I do enjoy his barking interviews.

Excellent idea :-o

I'm glad I've started this thread as it's already brought a smile to my face with some of these contributions! Any chance we could create a list!?

Lol, forgot that one! You've also got to believe to achieve, right?

I really don't think he's the full ticket, y'know "Taking care of business" and often referring to Sun Tzu's "Art of War" seem to be taking quite a lot of prominence in his interviews these days! Is he deliberately giving nothing away, or does he genuinely bluster and doesn't realise he's doing it? Pur-lease, don't get me wrong, I don't mind as he's doing a pretty good job but I just wondered what people thought... ... I mean... is he really one of those irritating, nauseatingly positive people?

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This.

In which case, it must be just as cringeworthy to hear grown men sing about 11 people running around in shorts as well...