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I hope her larynx gets pregnant.

CabbageFace Some images to remind you of his greatness

People who do those kind of things don't deserve the air they breathe. If caught, I don't think I would have too much problem dismembering them.

Time for Bitty! :-o

...and kick back with one of these http://tinyurl.com/6g26cdd

5. Both towns have people who specifically move there to die.

Ah, but Jo Wiley does this annoying inhaling sound whenever she pauses inbetween talking. That would get annoying. Walked past the TV and saw a heavily pregnant Sarah Beeny today. Gave it some real consideration.

2. Both accuse Saints of having an ego when in reality, all you have to do is peruse one of their boards for five minutes and see that their new found "attitude" is not only misplaced, but far more sizeable than our supposed ego.

Oh the memories... Can anyone produce One Vision with an authentic Dell-esque tannoy crackle?

It's pretty much a given that everyone is related to everyone else in that city...

Well, rumour has it that the between March 2009 - April 2010 that schizophrenia more than halved in Southampton, only to return to previously high levels a year or so later

Why am I not surprised!!! Certainly goes to explain many, many incidents and encounters in my life...

Haha, that's exactly it. I just don't get how anyone can all swing so wildly from one end of the optimism pendulum to the other in such a short space of time. I am a great believer in performance levels are a great indicator of how good a team is (Not a massive fan of the commonly-held "winning when playing bad" theory) however teams do have off-days and, in a 46 game league season, it's unlikely you'll go undefeated or pick up the odd disappointing result here and there. We'll be there or thereabouts at the end of the season, it's just strange watching any rationality of the situation disappear after one or two indifferent results/performances. We're still very much in the promotion race.

I'm not too concerned about nervous Nige, I'm more concerned about our supporters and their uncontrollable mood swings. When we went 2nd, many almost combusted with excitement yet since we've slipped from 2nd to 5th (!) and with 2-3 games in hand on our rivals, all of a sudden a 0-0 seems to send people reaching for the knives in the kitchen drawer again.

I hate to say it again but I seem to have to every month or so. It'll never happen, especially if it's SCC involved. A little excerpt from something I posted on Facebook in response to the Snow Dome... "Lmao@SCC, they are at it again. Expect more 'professional one bed/two bed flats', not entertainment venues. SCC's main priorities are to spunk taxpayers money on outlandish/fantasy ideas that capture peoples attention, only to withdraw the idea 6 months later. Can't wait for their next "revolutionary" idea! With reference to the Councillors: ‎Never has so few, thieved so much, for so little, from so many"

NEXT PFC PAYDAY

Nigel Adkins "Taking care of business" A new phrase?

Lmao, I think you're right about Jim Branning... unless we've both had a time slip? And yes, Rofe was a superb stadium compère, I have to agree. I might be looking at those memories far too positively though...

You pretty much summed it up there, far better than I did anyway.

I'm not referring to any one person but there are people on here who revel in a good controversy. They may not necessarily invent stories but they most certainly nit pick and always look to find a way to discredit any regime the club have. I'm not saying you shouldn't question the way the club is run, but these particular people feel the incessant need to question everything... almost as if they think they could do a better job. And I don't think you need to know the person per-se. I'm sure there is plenty of evidence on here anyway...

Btw - absolutely spot on. Prepare yourself for the tubthumpers to get upset about your post though!

Bless them, they're getting excited about their cup final. Don't forget to bring your spare change, just in case their fans are outside rattling buckets again...

And to think Plymouth might not be in existence next week for what could be considered a paltry amount owed... Good luck Plymouth, f()ck orf Skates..

lmao, you never fail to amuse me rallyboy. Just watched the clip again, actually - it's astounding and can't believe it hasn't, to my knowledge, been posted before. It's almost perfect, despite the lack of horses in the footage.