Crab Lungs

Where is Tartan Owl these days? I used to miss input, telling us how much better the SW squad was than ours - and the inevitable ensuing arguments that followed...

Maybe they are recounting their most famous demonstration ever: The Paulsgrove Paediatrician hunt of 2000?

That is so good, I might register the domain and make a site!

Lol, quite an appropriate emoticon as well; a top hat AND monacle!

Do they have a 'fish' category these days? PS: Yes, I get horny when "At the Races" is on.

There is very little evidence left of what could be considered "British" or "English" culture anyway. Feral youths running the streets, the fact you can't leave a door open for five minutes without wondering whether you'd be burgled, gang crime, rape, robberies.. bloated money men hoovering up all the cash, irresponsible bankers, everyone living in an image driven, shallow, commodity based society where the X-factor and Jeremy Kyle are considered the staple diet of 'normal' people. Over-the-top red tape that hampers and restricts peoples innovation, a lack of support for those who genuinely need it and a generation upon generation of families making welfare a way of life, not a support system. Corporate monoliths turning your local pub/restaurant into a Toby Carvery or Hungry Horse, quick fix solutions from microwave meals to lose weight fast pills... Students leaving our universities without the ability to tell their ar5es from their elbows. Our police force bogged down with paperwork, our emergency services understaffed and undervalued and the complete adoption of reality tv as a means of genuine entertainment (as above - but add take me out, dancing/skating/farting on ice and all other sh1te that keeps you so pleasantly numb-minded whilst your car gets nicked, your gran gets assaulted and Ryan Giggs releases a fitness DVD). I'm not saying the Victorian times were a civil utopia, but what we have lost a considerable amount of what is regarded as "traditionally British" already; far more than the small crumbs we're trying to retain now. PS: I think I've made the decision; I'm outta here!

Another tale of woe and glory to warm the cockles of the locals: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/bygone-blues/physio_allen_is_fit_for_purpose_1_2354400

Another reason to not listen to the old "players are getting tired" excuse... ..they've got perfectly capable youth players (even if dim SC doesn't think so), but they choose not to use them. It's their own fault if there mega stars are running low on gas....

I wonder if someone will come along and suggest they should have signed more players?

Radio Solent typically airbrushing over Portsmouth's own behaviour... instead, they are continuing to peddle their "poor Portsmouth" mantra.... Vince Halaire sounds like a genuine Pompey moron as well. ...Bournemouth dribbers on now... durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yup - good luck Plymouth.

Not another gypsy festival?

Did I read that right? :-/ Having said that, they have got all that Utaka money to play with now... f()ck the charities and creditors, eh? You fishy *****

'The Academy' and frog face can f()ck right off.

Lol. And Corp has the audacity to call our fans delusional!

LOL at the fans on POL wanting to get Shay Given in on loan... and Kapo, and Andy Reid.

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I agree with everything you've said other than the Holloway part. He's now gone so far up his own ar5e he can't remember how to come back. Every, f()cking day a soundbite from him... it's boring now. Warnock, on the other hand, says his bit then leaves it at that; Unlike Holloway, it appears he doesn't feel the need to be in the papers every day...

Sadly, many human beings often show no bounds for greed and personal gain. One day, it'll all come crashing down.

Gotta be Forecast. Step up, Tommy F...

Please someone do this and hide a Saints shirt under your top... http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/home/Become-Pompey-s-npower-Sub-1849.aspx Maybe Cotterill could fill the bench if he can make this promotion a regular thing?

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/bygone-blues/utaka_lined_up_for_return_to_france_1_2354386?commentspage=4#commentsSection "He always flattered to deceive, now it is time for BC to step up to the mark. Failure to do so will make life unbearable from our voiciferous True Blue supporters. PUP" one comment among many lol-worthy comments. Lol.

Exactly how I felt about the ref today, appalling... therefore:

Keith, Ian and Andy are right d1cks.

PC Goody from the Thin Blue Line would be a fantastic spokesperson for this initiative.