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Btw - absolutely spot on. Prepare yourself for the tubthumpers to get upset about your post though!

Bless them, they're getting excited about their cup final. Don't forget to bring your spare change, just in case their fans are outside rattling buckets again...

And to think Plymouth might not be in existence next week for what could be considered a paltry amount owed... Good luck Plymouth, f()ck orf Skates..

lmao, you never fail to amuse me rallyboy. Just watched the clip again, actually - it's astounding and can't believe it hasn't, to my knowledge, been posted before. It's almost perfect, despite the lack of horses in the footage.

or robbing cancer charities...

And this just sums them up... If you haven't seen it before, I implore you to watch it. Lmao... every Skate stereotype in one video clip.

Adam Blackmore tore the Bompey fans a new one in a similar situation. I think he angrily responded to a few Bompey fans after trying to sensibly and tactfully point his put across and assure AFCB fans their was not favouritism on Solent's part. They didn't listen and continued texting in rubbish and I remember he pretty much laid into them - and rightfully so. AFCB have this weird paranoia about being "left out" on Solent. IMO, they should be. They're from Dorset.

A little trip down memory lane for you all for Monday's fun. Today's featurette comes from GCSE Music hopeful Channelle from the People's Republic of Hayling Island: I've included the masterful lyrics for you all to peruse. I'm sure you'll all agree that their days of 'lauding' it over us are well and truly over, but it is nonetheless amusing looking back on this song and chuckling at their arrogance and stupidity whilst in a false position. See I will Always Love portsmouth fc we are the best.... number one for me we're pompey in blue and white on the coast we're number one we really hate the scum i'll never be a scummer 'cos I hate them all **** micky channon, mcmenemy too **** matt le tissier you're **** too **** you george burley and **** all the rest we are the pompey and we are the best **** all the southampton fans all around st mary's stadium is a **** ground **** all the scum in the striped red and white we are the best and southampton are ****e now i will always hate the southampton i hate them all the southampton scum the pompey we are the best we're the number one side we wear our shirt with pride you'll never be as good as the portsmouth **** micky channon, mcmenemy too **** matt le tissier you're **** too **** you george burley and **** all the rest we are the pompey and we are the best **** all the southampton fans all around st mary's stadium is a **** ground **** all the scum in the striped red and white we are the best and southampton are ****e oh, oh, oh we're portsmouth oh, oh, oh we're pompey oh, oh, oh we're portsmouth oh, oh, oh we're pompey

It's because Bournemouth supporters whinge en masse whenever they're featured last on Solent... I can understand the Skates (Champ) but Bompey? **** off back to Dorset, t0ssers...

FC Santos v Titchfield Social. Fecking massive!

I loved the Pianist and felt ever so slightly guilty during the scene where the Polish Jews cheers and say "We're saved!" when the British Empire and France declare war on the Germans :-o

Massive LOL at Chelsea's expensively assembled and massively disjointed youth team. PS: Remember when Saints weren't allowed to compete against PL youth teams after relegation? LOL@authorities

Is Hannity really falling into a trap or is he actually imparting what he feels publicly? Either way, I'm kinda glad he has the freedom to speak his mind like that, as opposed to the lily-livered, watered down dialogue that you'd get over here. Amusing reference to dune though... lol

Btw... he's smirking like a naughty little child because he hasn't the intelligence to debate rationally - not because he's "winding people up".

He must be on a helluva wind up then. Forming Islam4Uk, coercing fellow 'brothers' and peddling his hateful bile for years. Don't you think if he was on a wind up he might have got bored by now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRyI7x-rpCM&feature=player_embedded You would never have anyone from our own networks saying this to them as they'd lose their career for being a "racist". Personally, I think Hannity was spot on.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9402310.stm If only, if only this guy would get voted in. Sadly, there is not a chance with Blatter's crooks and cronies around. His manifesto is superb, but he really cocked up by proclaiming "A wikileaks style clean out". Absolutely no way they'd vote for him now

As much as I want to watch this, it will undoubtedly paint them as hard done by, best fans in the world, evil directors used and abused them and the fans/other staff had no opportunity to stop them etc etc ... I wonder if they'll mention the charities they ripped off? Doubt it....

I just wish he'd STFU.

Can play a bit too, tbf

Lol, yes, I remember that. Well, not remember it, but heard about that. -------------- Anyway, Saint in Paradise, very interesting topic. I think you're right that people sometimes can't see beyond the latest 'public' release or technological advancement. The fact of the matter is, they probably already have iPhone 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and more ready to roll. That would make perfect commercial sense as well; you don't just jump to iPhone 10 but just release one at a time, bit by bit, and squeeze every little bit of milk from the proverbial cash cow. As for what the military have, I cannot imagine. I, like many, have probably read and heard a lot of theories and supposed 'inside knowledge' and whilst I try not to believe any one person, I do believe that they have mind binding technology we've never been exposed to. Besides, they're probably back-engineering hundreds of alien craft as we speak...

For a long time (and people might not agree with me here but hey ho), I have been advocating that we do move with the times as use three of our most mobile, best passing and ball retention players in the country. My idea was to fuse three from Huddlestone, Wilshere, Carrick and Parker as a midfield three; It doesn't always have to be that specific trio but for games against the more technically gifted sides where we've come up short (France, Spain, Holland) then we could do a lot, lot worse. Barry just doesn't have the legs any more, Lampard faffs around too much and Gerrard for all his qualities is still too greedy. Sometimes, in football, you can get further without one or two of your most exceptionally gifted (but ultimately non-functional) players. So, there you have it. Get rid of most of the 'Golden Generation'... not only are they declining performance wise but they've had their chance. Let's try something new. So, squad for 2012? A little premature, yes but if I had to pick one right now... Goalkeepers: Hart, Foster, Stockdale. Defenders: Lescott, Dawson, Terry, Cahill, Jagielka, A Cole, Johnson. Midfielders: Parker, Milner, Gerrard, Huddlestone, Wilshere, Walcott, A Johnson, Lennon. Strikers: Rooney, Crouch, Defoe, Bent, Carroll. Reserve: Richards, Shawcross, Kelly, Warnock, Carrick, A Young, Albrighton, J Cole, Agbonlahor.

Lmao and :-o

pmsl, shared! Nice one

I stand corrected.