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Official: joined Leicester until the end of the season. https://www.lcfc.com/pages/en/media-article/leicester-city-lcfc-joe-aribo-loan-deal-southampton Rumour has it they swung it by offering a Gregg's loyalty card as part of the deal. Leicester fans predictably delighted at securing the latest former Saint.

I see your ABK and raise you Larios

Kalvin Phillips to Sheffield United on loan

My mate is Data from the Goonies, he works in Data on a Day-ter-day basis building Databases and once went on Blind-a Date-a with a girl from Daytona. He reckons Larin's data is insane, and he doesn't need to use his eyes or ears because he already knows he's good without looking, that's how good his data is. I think Spors might have pulled off a masterstroke here lads

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Haha - pulled back for an arguable throw-in 20 seconds earlier Gotta love VAR, it's just great for the beautiful game

Meanwhile, as Palace prepare to spunk £48m on 1-goal megastar Strand Larsen, Villa pick up Tammy Abraham for less than we paid for Carillo 8 years ago and he scores within 50 minutes on his debut

"Ehhhh, how-a dare you"

Oh come on, he's striker with a record of 1 goal in 23 matches, that's worth almost £50m of anyone's money Modern football is great isn't it

Tbf they are obviously buying him with next season in mind. There's no way they're staying up, so they're planning for the Championship, and on paper buying Armstrong doesn't look a bad place to start. With Armstrong's championship goalscoring record, £43m burning a hole in their pocket and only one day left for them to do a deal though, I still think £7m + add-ons is light. We should be pulling their pants down a bit more in the way other clubs have with us when we've shown up desperate at the end of January.

They smash us 9-0 on our own patch and then sign not one but two of the defenders who helped make that happen. A geriatric Ryan Bertrand whose legs had gone, and £15m for the BP shipping fleet's Jannik Vestergaard. Then they tonk us 5-0 and 4-1 in the same season and decide that one of the stalwarts of that side, strollin' Joe Aribo, now another two years older and three stone heavier, is just the man to inject the fight and passion they'll need for the scrap to stay away from the relegation zone, and offer to take his wages and Gregg's bill off our payroll for the rest of the season. Not only that, but if rumours are to be believed they have also put the man who masterminded those two defeats, Russell 'Call Me Russ' Martin, at the top of their wish list to be their new manager. Then, just for the lols, they put Ralph the 9-0 guy on there as a fallback as well. So, Leicester City, we thank you 🙏. In our darkest days you never fail to bring joy and laughter, and your board increasingly make the clown show running our club look like the pinnacle of strategic excellence. Now, would you like to buy a goalkeeper and a left back? They're both Irish internationals, you'll love them.

£43m coming in and one day left of the transfer window to find a replacement striker. Wolves will be that beautiful combination of flush and desperate. We should absolutely take them to the cleaners, it's not like they've got any options. £20m for Armstrong or no deal and you can try and stay in the Prem relying on Tolu Arokodare and Hwang Hee Chan.

Bistrol City or Bistrol Rovers?

If he drives, he won’t get further than Newport Pagnell because it’s got a KFC, a Burger King and a Krispy Kreme

We should sell Archer to Rangers as revenge for Aribo

Imagine being so shit you get replaced by Damion Downs

Joe Rothwell there, looking fitter than he did when last seen playing for Rangers, and covering about as much ground

Carrillo’s still only 34 Could Spors tempt him back?

The answer to that question being ‘fucking shit’ Cretin Edit: Rasmus, not BarberSaint

Because "Squad building is an art, that only becomes clear at the end", remember? So we all just need to trust everything that Sport Republic do, because it's all part of their amazing plan, and they are definitely, definitely the smartest guys in the room like they think they are, and not just a bunch of clueless charlatans lurching from one catastrophic self-inflicted disaster to the next while being laughed at by the rest of the footballing world.

JWP joins Burnley on loan until end of the season. He could be a perfect fit for them, he will run all day and if ever there was a side that values a set piece delivery, it’s them. Might be too little too late though, as they do look pretty much doomed already.

I wonder if there are many Rangers fans who would say the same thing?

Has Rome got four Wetherspoons? I think not. When it comes to lifestyle choices for a young man about town they can't compete Get him in

That can't be right. Managers and formations don't have any impact on results, everyone knows that.

Care to explain the detail of exactly how we do scout players then, and how you know?