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He rights cheques on the left, does commerial deals on the right Gareth Rodgers Makes Bruce Buck look sh*te Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Some poor little cat just got a bully up shoe up its arse in a corner of Italy. Congratulations Gareth, a well deserved award and further proof not imply did we upgrade out players last year we upgraded our CEO.

Yeah heard about this one a couple of weeks ago. We sent scouts to watch him 6 times last season, comes highly rated and our goalkeeping coach is a big fan. I can also reveal that Koeman was out of the country on Sunday making a personal check on a target after a recommendation from one of our large network of scouts. Watch this space...

He actually isn't a crap player, he needs to be at the right club.

If you actually watched and understood what was going on on the pitch rather than basing everything on want happens on your computer screen maybe you'd get it. Maybe you'd have seen that Defoe lost control of the ball and ran into JWP rather than him maliciously hacking down Defoe. If we appeal we'll win if the FA gave any gumption they'll over turn it. However that would also make the penalty questionable and Sunderlands 3 points, so I'm sure they'd rather bury their head in the sand and ignore the scenario rather than admitting their errors.

Crab lungs - like Rylan from X factor BTF - spit of Edwina curry Hypo - spud from trainspotting

Had a great time using the bingo bus, it's unfairly labelled as such IMO. Great time and a great atmosphere with some to chaps. You're going to struggle with what's on offer on there I'm afraid pal.

He didn't actually sell them but he was a big part of the reason they were sold. Cortese promised them the moon on the stick. That we'd be In the champions league, that we'd be making big signings to improve on what we had and crucially that it would only happen if he was here. He was the reason why the club was where it was, well that's what he had everyone believe. Meanwhile behind the scenes his foundations built on sand were slipping away. He'd made promises he wasn't in a position to keep. He didn't have agreement for the loans he took out, he didn't stick to the budget for the training ground, he wasn't building the club brand or Commercial revenue streams. He was effectively playing a real life game of football manager with someone else's money. So when the owners wanted to know what was going on with their money it all started to unravel. Players saw the man that they thought as the keys to unlock the padlock into the top four removed from his position and new people with a more realistic and measured approach come in. They didn't tell people what they wanted to hear, the didn't make promises they weren't able to keep but many saw that as a lack of ambition, when in truth corteses much lauded ambition were just words. Clearly players were going to be tempted by moves to big clubs but behind the scenes and in the media there was a lot of stirring going on, Cortese was using his favoured hacks to run stories to unsettle players and fans and keep alive the myth without the club didn't have a future. Coincidence that those he cosied up to and were full of gushing praise for us when he was here were now finding every reason to slate us. Coincidence David Bick, employed by Cortese and a specialist in protecting the reputations of individuals was becoming more prominent In all things SFC related in the media, yet atrangly never anything positive. Coincidence that 3 local journalists all said Cortese was sh*t stirring in the media? Yes Brett, the peoples chairman, the man whose name many of you sung, the man who was hero worshipped by the masses, the man who people sided with over club legends who gave their life to the club, the man who people made every excuse for when a bad word was uttered about was stabbing you all in the back and p*ssing in the wound.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/573713/Tottenham-Townsend-Schneiderlin-Southampton-Arsenal-gossip http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/tottenham-to-offer-townsend-or-stambouli-to-southampton-in-bid-to-clinch-20m-schneiderlin-deal-10211885.html Being reported tonight spurs are to bid Townsend or Stambouli plus cash for Schniderlin. The deal itself is being touted at £20m, £5m short IMO. As for The players up for grabs, I'm not a huge fan of Townsend but I can see what he would bring to the table, stambouli would be a like for like replacement for Schniderlin and before he joined spurs was doing very well at Montpeillier. I wouldn't give too much stock to his lack of game time at spurs as as we have seen with MP he has his favourites and if you're not one you don't play. Plus them only paid about £4m for him a year ago so his value won't have gone up in that time. So I'd says deal for £20m + Stambouli or £15m + Townsend, wouldn't be bad business. However, considering Schniderlin said only three or four weeks ago that he didn't want to be sitting in front of his telly Wednesday nights, he wanted to be playing in the champions league then there is little chance of this deal happening. Maybe his agent needs to communicate this to spurs as they don't seem to realise he won't be wanting to join them.

After he success of our 'looks like a wotsit' song surely there must be a whole host of fruit based songs we can sing to insult the cherries To their keeper 'Look like a gooseberry' hilarious if he is wearing green To black players 'Look like a black current' To blondes 'Look like a lemon' Or if we really want to stick it to them we could take punnets of strawberries to our games waving them at them whilst singing 'Id rather be a berry than a cherry' Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

The players may change, the CEO May change but the one thing that has been consistent on this incredible journey is the presence of one man. An inspiratial leader. A visionary. We should feel honoured to have a man of his calibre presiding over the club. In Les we trust.

Why would a club in the top 6 of the Premier League playing European football want a manager of small club who has just been relegated?

Small town in southampton, you're just a small town in southampton Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

team battling relegation in finds end of season rich vein of form shocker.

If he was consistently like that all season he'd be playing for a top 4 club already.

We need to sign Charlie Adam, that'll sort this issue out.

Professional footballer in tells pain the arse stalking fan what they want to hear to get rid of them shocker.

FFS Pelle Long his usual sh*te self too

FFS Pelle

That'll get to them! Imagine how angry they'd be if they did oh when the spurs go marching in and we came back with you'll never walk alone, slipped effortlessly into I'm forever blowing bubbles rounding with a rousing corus of Blue Moon. They'd be a rollercoaster of angry, confused, outraged and belittled. This is one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard.

For It to work properly you also need relatively mobile centre halves who are decent on the ball, which Gardos isn't. It's become a bit of fashionable formation and we've certainly got the full backs to play it, I'm not sure we have the centre halves to play it effectively every week.

They got him on a free so I'd take him for twice that. These two would be decent as well.

Jesus Christ. I've never seen someone get so upset about someone saying they saw a few fat people on their holidays :lol:

So you know why pal, I forgot to check the international obesity league table when I was in Cuba surround by fat, arrogant Canadians who when they weren't eating or boasting were sitting at the poolside bar drinking lager from their own litre sized jugs. 'Big guy, big jug' as one of the m proudly bragged to me. Thanks for checking though and I'm now rest assured that all Canadians are complete crumpets. As for your second point, trying to disprove a bit of a generalisation with another generalisation? Excellent work

The down side is there are a lot of Canadians. I was very surprised by how fat they were and in the resort we stayed in rather than using the the glasses that the hotel provided many of the fat, greedy slobs had their own, larger glasses. The ones that weren't grotesquely obese ranged from mildly irritating to an absolute pain the arse, bragging about their cigar rooms at home, what amazing snorkels they were, we went of a snorkelling trip and this helmet went off on his own and claimed he saw a load of barracuda, funnily enough no one else saw them. I was most surprised as up until then I had though Canadians were by and large okay, but have to say there was little difference to yanks. As for Cuba it is a fantastic place, the food is superb and the rum out of this world. we stayed in Cayo Guillermo, which was beautiful. However it was also a good 8 hour drive from Havana which will mean a two day trip if you want to visit so you'll be better off staying in varradero if you're intending on going there.