Turkish

My old man, he don't like blacks or queers. But he's glad we beat the nazis, how queer.

I'm not actually turkish. Its a funny name for an English man in know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash.

The trouble with this country is, and young Andy is a prime example of this, the next generation is a generation of spolit brats with a sense of entitlement. Why should i do this, why should i do that, etc etc, load of utter nonsense. People getting themselves at it over a tradition that's gone on for centuries because they dont think they should have to do something. Spolit, sulky brats acting like horrible little children.

I'm a 21 year old liberal who spends all of my life in a state of OUTRAGE at the stuff i see going on.

What about gay marriage, who takes whose name in that one?

I only come on here for news, yet have to read pages and pages of crap to get anything. This place used to be so good when the good posters were here but they don't bother any more and you can see why.

You'd think they'd be enjoying the season wouldn't you. Here we are with 9 games left in 6th place with European football and at least our third highest ever finish a real possibility and all they want to do is rip the players that got us there apart. Forster is crap on crosses, Ward prowse doesn't do anything, wanyama can't pass, long just runs around. Not to mention the treadmill of whipping boys we need to have which has gone through half the squad so far this season. The way some of our experts on here disect players performances you'd think it's be a forum full of ex international players fitness coaches, psychologists and sports scientists. As it turns out it's a forum full of clueless divs who don't know what they're on about and have probably never kicked a ball in their life.

You mean read on twitter?

Still the worst player since Ali Dia, right?

I think its you that doesn't get it, you claimed you were looking forward to your subscription running out so you wouldn't have to post anymore. All you do is moan and complain, say you're 'putting up' with things. Seems you don't understand that posting on here is optional, no one is forcing you to do it, your subscription isn't a sentence that means you can stop posting when it ends. You can stop anytime you like. Its a football forum not auchwitz.

Err, you just did You do know its optional to post on here, you don't have to 'put up' with anything. Its a football forum pal, not auchwitz.

Our league one goalkeeper at it again.

Still not quit then? thought you were looking forward to it

Sounds like a real statement of intent to me. At 32 he's young for a director which means he's highly likely to also be hungry and therefore guaranteed to improve.

Don't get the whole wearing of the trousers thing, its meant to be a partnership not a dictatorship. I like football, cricket, gym, drinking ales and whiskey she likes whatever it is women like doing, something about James Martin and LK Bennett. I do what I want, go to football when I want, gym 3-4 times week, she does whatever she wants. I work full time and she looks after our precious offspring and goes to coffee mornings where they all talk about periods, reality TV and cooking programmes or something. Or priority is our little boy and we everything we do is what's in his best interest, when both of your priority isn't yourself I don't understand why people are in competiton to be in charge.

Is he on loan with a view to a permenant deal when the transfer window opens?

centre halves also need strength and power, I expected him to be nearer the 100kg mark to be honest.

Not impressed with his bench press.

I've just seen him In the town centre where I live, his face was a mess, covered in scars but he seemed very well in himself. Was talking to a well wisher who shook his hand and he said he was improving every day. Glad to hear it, he's a top man.

Can I be the first to slam Les Reed for not being able to close the deal for a player who wants to sign. He is useless can't sell the club to anyone and doesn't know what he's doing* *assuming the deal doesn't happen

Can I be the first to say this would be a real statement of intent.* * assuming he does sign.

A Serbian war refugee perhaps.

Salt and vinegar Mccoys Monster munch Hula hoops Skips Quavers

The court should ask them what the exs top 5 crisps are, if they get them wrong they clearly don't know the person and are entitled to FA

Band aid Bandex Smokey and the Bandit