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He properly bit the other day when he tweeted something about an hour after everyone else had, made out he's been down a cave in Somerset without wifi.

Nor do you my thirsty friend, nor do you.

What on earth are you going on about?

At what age did you start supporting saints and why?

Plenty have followed saints in the past without Cortese and his champions league dream. Why do fans of 87 clubs in the country who have no chance of playing in the champions league bother? If you don't know the answer and If you want titles support Man City.

Why on earth do you hate to agree with me?

Comparing him with khedira is far less daft than saying if Lallana is worth £25m then Morgan is worth £35m

okay, Schinderlin is worth £35m and not a penny less. Ings is being quoted at £8m he has a year left on his contract so he must be worth £15m if he had longer.

when he moved from Stuttgart to Madrid 4 years ago (yes i know it was 4 years ago) he was still a German international and "only" cost 14m Euros.

Surely we'd do our due dilligence before making a bid. Sound his agent out if he'd be open to a move, what fee would they want, how much he'd want, speak to people at the selling club when we make an enquiry so we dont waste time on a player whose wages/fee is well beyond what we are willing to go to. I would be amazed and very disapointed if this didn't happen and we plucked a figure of the sky and hoped they'd accept it.

He's an excellent player but Khaderia who plays in a simliar positon, plays for Real Madrid and has a world cup winners medal was being touted around at just below £20m.

I get the whole thing of not offering what people want first but it seems a pretty pointless excercise to make a bid you know full well isn't going to be accepted. It's not like FM where you click a button and if they say no click a couple more and make a new bid with 20 seconds. Also Celtic are well within their rights to demand top whack for him. Good young keeper who is a key player for them.

"Dorkish" called this one a long time ago. It's a farce when you can have Chelsea loaning players to Everton and Liverpool. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?46651-The-Loan-system

That's the reality. The alternative that they live by is that if they want to win the league and champions league they support someone else.

I really dont know where people get their figures from. How on earth is he worht £35M??

Hope nothing bad has happened to him He's probably just taking a break from here I do miss him, he's a nice bloke and loves an emoticon I'm sure he's fine and will be back posting soon Say hi to him from me

I get the whole thing about opening bids and so on, but there is no way on earth they'd accept that, in fact it's a p*ss take if true.

Still think they're a centre back and DM away from being genuine contenders.

please stop calling him RoKo. FFS.

so you were talking utter boll*cks whilst managing to let everyone know you were going to spend tomorrow on a plane, no doubt off to somewhere very exciting, then slipping in a golf story. Just a typical golfing phil post then. good work.

He was supplying rickie van wolfswinkle.

And was playing in a dreadful team last season

Shame really, I was looking forward to the film Nick Nack and the great glass elevator being available on DVD in the club shop.

Interesting stuff. Pretty strange that Koeman would find a player doing extra training as a negative thing, surely it'd be a good thing that a player would want technique and physical strength.

True. We could have has £15m worth of training ground improvements for £15m, rather than £30m