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I'll informed Nonsense. Everyone knows Cortese will be making the stepping up. FFS

top form this morning sir!!

C'est la vie Bear.

We don't usually expect foreigners to work when they come to this country so I don't know why anyone thinks its going to be any different for Ramirez.

Why do you say that Jamie? wet Spam (PMSL) have a sh*t, clueless manager, an over rated cart horse up front, an average championship midfielder as their captain, have just signed an over the hill, injury prone wide player. They play shocking football. Thier luck will run out sooner or later.

Terrible pundit who doesnt have a clue what he's on about.

It's hilarious. I'm still stunned how many people take it all seriously. Sue Whistle for example, who in case you didn't know lives in Italy and has me on ignore, claiming he has depression. It's an internet forum FFS!!! Like you say he is probably p*ssing himself at the amount of clowns biting and taking it all very so seriously.

It must be a meaningful and fulfilling life some people lead when they are 'outraged' on a mongboard that someone thinks Man United and West Ham will be one of the 17 teams that stay up this season. As usual Les Bender is at the heart of it.

3 kilos in a week?! That's nearly half a stone, have you given up eating as well?!!

Bewitched at Power in The park 1996. FACT

Take out penalties and it's not really that impressive though.

I would. I am outraged. I just hopes if its one of our young and hungry players they don't lose their hunger otherwise they might not be guaranteed to improve.

You reckon?

We should have got Antonio back as well. He'd have torn this league apart and is much better than Puncheon.

I went out there earlier and it's a scary place let me tell you. Was glad to be back behind my keyboard.

Add Reading to that list too and I'd say Newcastles is worth at least what ours is probably more. So straight away we value our squad as more than bottom 3. How much would West Ham and QPR get for their players if they wanted to sell them? Can't think of too many of their players that have a large market value. Most of them seem to be older with little sell on value. Apart from a few obvious exceptions like Tarabit at QPR and Tomkins, Jarvis, Noble and Collison at West Ham.

Ultimately, it means f^=* all though. There are so many more factors to take into account than a few formulas typed into a computer. That's the trouble with internet people, too much time looking at Stats and formulas, not enough time living in the real world.

Anyone could say anything though couldn't they. If I was doing that study I'd say arguably Shaw, Lallana, Schniderlin and Ramirez are worth over £10m each, Rodriguez, Cork, Clyne £6m each and we are already at Nick Gs £62m figure from 7 players. Which proves that some squad valuation from someone most people have never heard of mean f*ck all.

Like who?

What does a £12m look like these days?

It wasn't a L1 squad though was it. 5 of that squad are now more than holding their own in the premier league. Davis, Chaplow, Harding, Hammond, Connolly, Richarson, Butterfield, Guly and Jaidi had all played at or are now playing at a higher level than L1 and Chamberlain was sold to a top 4 premier league club for £12m. No amount of banging on about it being a L1 squad are going to change that. It was playing in L1 but it wasn't a L1 standard squad. And you've again ignored the fact that we've spent £20m on 10 players since promtion who can't get in the side at the moment. But then facts don't seem to matter when you can call on independent squad valuations which is probably some Internet person deciding what he thinks players are worth. Keep relying on this though and repeating to yourself we have a L1 squad.

Bang on. Not only not seen him play, not even heard of him.

I didnt say the last bit.

Didnt he often play as a winger for Bologna?

I note you have failed to answer if you think Fonte, Puncheon, Lambert, Lallana and Schindelin are premier league standard players or not. Also fail to answer that we have signed £20m worth of players since promotion from L1 who aren't first choice players.